poping and peping

I keep getting chased by Creatures of Myth and Fantasy in my dreams lately. Bigfoot, gargantuan serpent, an owl guy with a smoking pipe. What have I done?

i'm 2% italian like milk is fat

Dreamt I was watching a spider-man movie but the only thing memorable about it was his suit had a special bag explicitly for Spider-Man’s nuts to hang and jiggle freely

me when bad things happens: "this sucks"
me when good things happens: "this rules"

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