b3dl4m
b3dl4m.bsky.social
b3dl4m
@b3dl4m.bsky.social
Dev, habitual Pratchett quoter, chaotic-goodest boy
I’m convinced they serve the older folks first at Cracker Barrel
May 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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💯
May 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Spring
April 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
If my car runs out of gas, you wouldn't blame me for not showing up.

My brain is running out of gas. Please don't be mad but...
April 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s me! The chair mimic.
April 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I was incredibly sad to read about today’s ruling but hugely warmed by the amount of love & support that I have seen for the LGBTQ+ community.
To be absolutely clear, my business, tiny as it may be, is a safe, welcoming place. Love will win because it must 🫶 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
April 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
That overwhelming urge to scream in a meeting when the buzzing feels like it’s building to some kinda crescendo.
April 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can it be Friday night again? I’m running out of weekend before I run out of tired.
April 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Le Poisson Steve 🎶
April 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I stayed up too late now I’m hungry. Pretty sure I’m not supposed to be fed after midnight tho…
April 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
How did you feel the first time you heard All Eyes on Me by Bo Burnham? How do you feel recently?
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Waking up uncomfortable in an uncomfortable environment to live out of a suitcase off of road food just doesn’t charm me like it used to before all that chronic instability trauma from my childhood.

I gotta find a way to vacation that triggers me less.
April 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Walk, don’t run. Maybe just stand there. Sit if we’re gonna talk. Chill. It’s not a race.
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This AI thing is pretty cool. I'm just glad everyone is being measured in their use and adoption of it all.
April 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My dog is looking at us like we don’t love her because we didn’t share chocolate cake with her.

Suicidal mooch
March 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pollen count in GA is so bad my eyes make an audible crunching noise when I blink.
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is really cool and I wish there was an easier way to explain to people how a sackful of prosthetic tits ended up on my porch.

So proud of the volunteers that work to restore some dignity to those who have suffered from cancer.

www.knittedknockers.org
March 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM