I’ve named him Ron Swanson because it really encapsulates the energy he gives off. Somebody bring him a steak!

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Landorus (Therian)! Grumpy moustache cat is clearly not here for my shenanigans.

Fun Fact: This kitty makes biscuits on the clouds where no one can see how cute he actually is, allowing him to maintain his tough guy image.

His name is Snax, not trampoline. Please don’t try to bounce on his belly.

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Snorlax! *slaps roof of tummy* you can fit so many berries in this bad boy!

Fun Fact: You honestly can fit so many berries in there. My dude can eat!

Stop! 🛑 If you’re reading this then you’ve reached the Pokémon checkpoint, you’re now obligated to share your favourite Pokémon

Mine is Fuecoco, when he sneezes and burns the berry in his intro it was over for me. I died of cuteness overload. I’m writing this posthumously on my ghost phone.

Cuddle at your own risk!

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Toxapex! Sooo spiky! Truly a pokey-mon. I’ll see myself out, no need to point to the door..

Fun Fact: the acoustics in that dome are probably really good, I wonder if Toxapex can sing. Hard to hear over the screams of it’s opponent’s misery 🤷🏻‍♀️

One of the murder mice’s favourite pastimes is screaming into the void. Relatable, really.

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Maushold! In our gay household they’re known as the murder mice. Honestly I’m a little nervous turning my back to them like this..

Fun fact: Maushold stand on each others shoulders and wear a trench coat to get cheaper admission to movies.

🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe now I can finally sleep

Pizza is really good at sleeping.. Maybe it’s because he has so many z’s in his name. Or maybe it’s because he’s just really lazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon is Skeledirge! Mine’s name is Pizza!

Fun Fact: Everyone loves Pizza! Piiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaa

Just a tiny (possible citrus fruit) little bean looking for a hug and a snack. Very cute, Morpe.. hey why is my picnic basket empty?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LUNCH??!!

Today’s shiny showcase Pokémon is Morpeko! Don’t forget to feed her regularly, you wouldn’t like her when she’s hangry… Or maybe you would, I don’t know what makes you smile.

Fun Fact: I can’t think of anything that rhymes with Morpeko 🤷🏻‍♀️ so maybe Morpeko is actually an orange…?

Our little familiar 🖤

So spooky. Someone give her a cookie. Also, she says “Boo” So please act scared she’s just a little bean.

Today’s Shiny Showcase Pokémon (y’know, spooky season) is Mimikyu! Fun fact: my shiny Mimikyu’s name is Mimi, my partner’s is named Kyu. We’re super cute.

Fun fact #2: my autocorrect autocorrected(?) “Mimikyu” to “Mommy” so interpret that how you will 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bears are very good at sleeping.

Todays shiny showcase Pokémon is Ursaluna!
Fun fact: Ursaluna is a bear. I’ve done the research on this.