Gabriel
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“Bastard grant us, in our direst need, the smallest gifts: the nail of the horseshoe, the pin of the axle, the feather at the pivot point, the pebble at the mountain’s peak, the kiss in despair, the one right word. In darkness, understanding.”
One “bend and snap” and we might see Stephen Miller arrested
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One “bend and snap” and we might see Stephen Miller arrested
Phrasing!
I do not have that image in my head!
I do not have that image in my head!
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Phrasing!
I do not have that image in my head!
I do not have that image in my head!
And probably is better groomed.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And probably is better groomed.
Once Trump wriggles out of this, yes of course. But for now she’s kicking him while he’s down.
Note: I still think she’s an asshole. Just not his atm.
She may also explode when she realizes Osoff is better looking than she is.
Note: I still think she’s an asshole. Just not his atm.
She may also explode when she realizes Osoff is better looking than she is.
evil queen from snow white and the seven dwarfs
Alt: evil queen from snow white and the seven dwarfs
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Once Trump wriggles out of this, yes of course. But for now she’s kicking him while he’s down.
Note: I still think she’s an asshole. Just not his atm.
She may also explode when she realizes Osoff is better looking than she is.
Note: I still think she’s an asshole. Just not his atm.
She may also explode when she realizes Osoff is better looking than she is.
Well, there’s MTG, who clearly decided she was going to beat the rush by leaving early.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Well, there’s MTG, who clearly decided she was going to beat the rush by leaving early.
Exactly.
I genuinely don’t understand how more businesses don’t see the value in THIS part at least. Sure, no one likes paying taxes, but having a single payment infrastructure for the entire healthcare system (one that is already in place!) would obviously be cheaper on the total system level.
I genuinely don’t understand how more businesses don’t see the value in THIS part at least. Sure, no one likes paying taxes, but having a single payment infrastructure for the entire healthcare system (one that is already in place!) would obviously be cheaper on the total system level.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Exactly.
I genuinely don’t understand how more businesses don’t see the value in THIS part at least. Sure, no one likes paying taxes, but having a single payment infrastructure for the entire healthcare system (one that is already in place!) would obviously be cheaper on the total system level.
I genuinely don’t understand how more businesses don’t see the value in THIS part at least. Sure, no one likes paying taxes, but having a single payment infrastructure for the entire healthcare system (one that is already in place!) would obviously be cheaper on the total system level.
Couldn’t we also taxes businesses a per employee rate or percentage, since they’d no longer pay for their employee insurance either?
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Couldn’t we also taxes businesses a per employee rate or percentage, since they’d no longer pay for their employee insurance either?
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
Porter stubbed her toe and Harris declined to run, so all the opportunists are trying their hand now.
It’ll sort itself out. Hopefully Yee and Thurmond will solidify their positions as progressives and be the top two candidates.
It’ll sort itself out. Hopefully Yee and Thurmond will solidify their positions as progressives and be the top two candidates.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Porter stubbed her toe and Harris declined to run, so all the opportunists are trying their hand now.
It’ll sort itself out. Hopefully Yee and Thurmond will solidify their positions as progressives and be the top two candidates.
It’ll sort itself out. Hopefully Yee and Thurmond will solidify their positions as progressives and be the top two candidates.
Does every Supreme Court justice, though?
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Does every Supreme Court justice, though?
She travels with a medic to help manage her type 1 diabetes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
She travels with a medic to help manage her type 1 diabetes.
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Bards: the cause of and solution to all of our problems
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bards: the cause of and solution to all of our problems
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So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
I saw a skeet saying “White men! This is how you white man, tell your sons!” and I’ve been giggling ever since
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I saw a skeet saying “White men! This is how you white man, tell your sons!” and I’ve been giggling ever since
I would never say “half past two” or whatever, and I get confused when others do.
“AM” or “PM” might get dropped depending on if it’s obvious in context, but I’ve had to clarify it enough times that I am habitually specific.
“AM” or “PM” might get dropped depending on if it’s obvious in context, but I’ve had to clarify it enough times that I am habitually specific.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I would never say “half past two” or whatever, and I get confused when others do.
“AM” or “PM” might get dropped depending on if it’s obvious in context, but I’ve had to clarify it enough times that I am habitually specific.
“AM” or “PM” might get dropped depending on if it’s obvious in context, but I’ve had to clarify it enough times that I am habitually specific.
I learned English in California.
It would depend on where I was. At home, usually “Two Thirty PM”.
At work, usually “Fourteen Thirty.” Chance of use increases to 100% if I’m talking about something work related.
It would depend on where I was. At home, usually “Two Thirty PM”.
At work, usually “Fourteen Thirty.” Chance of use increases to 100% if I’m talking about something work related.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I learned English in California.
It would depend on where I was. At home, usually “Two Thirty PM”.
At work, usually “Fourteen Thirty.” Chance of use increases to 100% if I’m talking about something work related.
It would depend on where I was. At home, usually “Two Thirty PM”.
At work, usually “Fourteen Thirty.” Chance of use increases to 100% if I’m talking about something work related.
Mexican Catholic
We’re not saying that some of our “saints” are a bit bloodthirsty and may not have been canonized, strictly speaking, but are we going to tell Santa Muerte she isn’t real a real saint?
Of course not. We don’t want to find out what the other options are.
We’re not saying that some of our “saints” are a bit bloodthirsty and may not have been canonized, strictly speaking, but are we going to tell Santa Muerte she isn’t real a real saint?
Of course not. We don’t want to find out what the other options are.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Mexican Catholic
We’re not saying that some of our “saints” are a bit bloodthirsty and may not have been canonized, strictly speaking, but are we going to tell Santa Muerte she isn’t real a real saint?
Of course not. We don’t want to find out what the other options are.
We’re not saying that some of our “saints” are a bit bloodthirsty and may not have been canonized, strictly speaking, but are we going to tell Santa Muerte she isn’t real a real saint?
Of course not. We don’t want to find out what the other options are.
Those poor fools.
They’re HOPING this is rock bottom. But I think we can keep doing better!
They’re HOPING this is rock bottom. But I think we can keep doing better!
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Those poor fools.
They’re HOPING this is rock bottom. But I think we can keep doing better!
They’re HOPING this is rock bottom. But I think we can keep doing better!
Reading the article, the snow is over 6500’ (roughly 2k meters) high, so that’s also fairly normal, though slightly early.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reading the article, the snow is over 6500’ (roughly 2k meters) high, so that’s also fairly normal, though slightly early.
Next storm to deliver widespread rain, mountain snow to Southern California
Next storm to deliver widespread rain, mountain snow to Southern California
A storm forecast to arrive over Southern California late Wednesday is expected to bring widespread light to moderate rain on Thursday and Friday. Although a few light showers are possible across th…
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November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM