RP|OC|MDNI +18
Looks like you could use a drink there, partner...🤠
𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐏 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍!🦍🍺
ᅠ
Looks like you could use a drink there, partner...🤠
𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄, 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐏 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍!🦍🍺
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Fresh 𝗡𝗘𝗪 Cowgirls joinin the 🔎 4 him. 𝗦𝗠𝗨𝗚 𝗹𝗶𝗹 𝗦𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 thinkin it easy 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙄𝙉 off they 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡-𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗦 when tryna bring him in.
Only 2 get aggressively 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌-𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐃 by his 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆-𝐋𝐎𝐆 befo 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉 em out by tha sheriff dept all 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗣 like they tha 1s 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃.🤠🦍𓍯
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Fresh 𝗡𝗘𝗪 Cowgirls joinin the 🔎 4 him. 𝗦𝗠𝗨𝗚 𝗹𝗶𝗹 𝗦𝗞𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 thinkin it easy 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙄𝙉 off they 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗬 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡-𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗦 when tryna bring him in.
Only 2 get aggressively 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌-𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐃 by his 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆-𝐋𝐎𝐆 befo 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉 em out by tha sheriff dept all 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗣 like they tha 1s 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃.🤠🦍𓍯
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Bitch really gave u up that easily🤣
Prob thought I'd share dat reward 💰 wid her.
Imma rlly just ride into da sunset wit d'whole bag afta leavin' a kid or 2 inside her🖕🏿
Bitch really gave u up that easily🤣
Prob thought I'd share dat reward 💰 wid her.
Imma rlly just ride into da sunset wit d'whole bag afta leavin' a kid or 2 inside her🖕🏿
Bitches don't mind it tho. 'Dem limp dick staff just jealous they ain't packin' a 𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 like him.🦍🤠
Bitches don't mind it tho. 'Dem limp dick staff just jealous they ain't packin' a 𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 like him.🦍🤠
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘁:
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘁:
How is he spending valentine's day?
𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙔𝙊 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃'𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙏! don't be flaunting her ass around in dresses showing off her 𝗝𝗘𝗟𝗟-𝗢-𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗦𝗦 and 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗦 unless you want her 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗡' on a 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘'𝐒 𝟏𝟓" 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐇 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 in his nasty pickup truck.🦍🍆🛻
How is he spending valentine's day?
𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙔𝙊 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃'𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙏! don't be flaunting her ass around in dresses showing off her 𝗝𝗘𝗟𝗟-𝗢-𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗦𝗦 and 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗦 unless you want her 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗡' on a 𝐂𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐎𝐘'𝐒 𝟏𝟓" 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐇 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 in his nasty pickup truck.🦍🍆🛻
"𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘧! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘱. 𝘕𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦..."👮🏻♀️🚔🙌🏿
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"𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘧! 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘶𝘱. 𝘕𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦..."👮🏻♀️🚔🙌🏿
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𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗬𝗜𝗡' 𝗬𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦! ✊🏿♠️
𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗬𝗜𝗡' 𝗬𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦! ✊🏿♠️
𝗬𝗢 𝗗𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗢𝗙 𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗪 𝗛𝗜𝗠 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗚𝗦 🖕🏿
𝗬𝗢 𝗗𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗢𝗙 𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗪 𝗛𝗜𝗠 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗚𝗦 🖕🏿
𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐑 and 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓
𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗢
Accepts Money, Food, Gasoline and whatever is deemed Resourceful
𝗗𝗠𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 ❲ ♡ +↻ ❳
𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐑 and 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓
𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗢
Accepts Money, Food, Gasoline and whatever is deemed Resourceful
𝗗𝗠𝘀 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 ❲ ♡ +↻ ❳
He sees her tryin' out dat spell on sum desperate mf, Nigga gon' knock out their ass and take dem 𝗖𝗢𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗣𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗦 for himself.
He sees her tryin' out dat spell on sum desperate mf, Nigga gon' knock out their ass and take dem 𝗖𝗢𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗣𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗦 for himself.
Yo loser debt-crippling having-ass just be quiet in the other room while she makes yo problems go away. 🖕🏿
Yo loser debt-crippling having-ass just be quiet in the other room while she makes yo problems go away. 🖕🏿
⠀⠀ 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯' 𝘰𝘶𝘵 '𝘥𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘨𝘴... 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳! 𝘮𝘢𝘩 𝘢𝘹𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯'!
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⠀⠀ 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯' 𝘰𝘶𝘵 '𝘥𝘦𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘨𝘴... 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳! 𝘮𝘢𝘩 𝘢𝘹𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯'!
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⠀⠀ How that one drunk Nxgga (me) be treatin' dem "doors" 😏🦍.⠀⠀
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⠀⠀ How that one drunk Nxgga (me) be treatin' dem "doors" 😏🦍.⠀⠀
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𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 💀📦
𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗💰💯
𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗🚓🖕🏿
𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗫𝗘𝗗🦍🍆
What else do you need?🥱
𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 💀📦
𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗💰💯
𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗🚓🖕🏿
𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗥𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗫𝗘𝗗🦍🍆
What else do you need?🥱
"A'ight... tell me where I can find the hoe..."
"A'ight... tell me where I can find the hoe..."
Let's see how many trophy MILF Karens he attracts. Muddy tire prints on her mowed front lawn will most certainly do the trick. Even got a surprise for her, once the windows roll down.
Let's see how many trophy MILF Karens he attracts. Muddy tire prints on her mowed front lawn will most certainly do the trick. Even got a surprise for her, once the windows roll down.
Nigga had the slant-eyed bitch sniff up the putrid fumes steaming from his 3-𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 '𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙂𝙐𝙉𝙆. Must've had a great effect on her while getting niggered.
Nigga had the slant-eyed bitch sniff up the putrid fumes steaming from his 3-𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 '𝙍𝙄𝙇𝙇𝘼𝙂𝙐𝙉𝙆. Must've had a great effect on her while getting niggered.
𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣' 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣...
𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨...
𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣' 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣'𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣...
𝙄 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨...
He celebrates by abducting the nearest 𝗝𝗜𝗭𝗭-𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 and 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 the 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 violently with his 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍-𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 at whatever family home he decides to massacre and break into.
He celebrates by abducting the nearest 𝗝𝗜𝗭𝗭-𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗨𝗡𝗡𝗬 and 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 the 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 violently with his 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐍-𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐏𝐄 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 at whatever family home he decides to massacre and break into.
🦍👢💥📭
Those who are stupid enough to confront him and complain become opportunistic fuckholes that he can bury his 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓-𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐑𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 in. ♠️
🦍👢💥📭
Those who are stupid enough to confront him and complain become opportunistic fuckholes that he can bury his 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓-𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐑𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊 in. ♠️
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮.🦍🍆
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮.🦍🍆