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World‘s okayest cat dad • Deathclaw trainer • Hot takes and shitposts • If I were you, I would totally adore me!
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New meme format just dropped.
Mr. McMahon (labeled "Linda McMahon") with a sinister look standing over his Kayfabe disabled wife Linda McMahon (labeled "US education system) at a WWE wrestling event.
November 20, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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„Ein Brötchen bitte.“

„JA WELCHES DENN JUNGER MANN DEN KRONPRINZEN ODER DIE TOLLE KNOLLE?!?“

Warum erwarten Bäckereien eigentlich immer, dass man ihre gesamte Lore kennt?
November 18, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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„In order to continue to offer you the best possible service, we unfortunately have to raise the subscription price by $10 per month. Sorry, but there's really no other way, we promise.“

Me: *clicks cancel subscription button*

JK!!! HEY, HOW ABOUT 6 MONTHS FOR $1?!?“
November 13, 2024 at 7:31 AM
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Das einzige Starterpack, das wirklich jeder braucht. Die ganzen versiffte SHITPOSTSNOBBOURGOISIE in einer Sammlung.
November 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Barista spelled my name ‘HELP ME’ on the coffee cup. not sure if it’s a cry for help or a their new marketing campaign.
October 1, 2023 at 11:29 AM