b-wolf95.bsky.social
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Guess I'm here now.
Seeing that trident made me realize you probably made this Italian-inspired as an excuse to keep parts of Poseidon's Fury around.

I'm not complaining in the slightest, btw. Just noting something.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The wildest part of this image is not the park itself (though it's still really bad), but the fact that the Studio Tour *started* with Catastrophe Canyon. Like, that's just setting up the rest of the ride for failure.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah, I see. Thanks for clarifying!
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
(Also, I'm not a big fan of a Gravity Falls area in the park in general since the animal connection does feel like a stretch and Alex Hirsch is generally against aggressively merchandising his show like the parks tend to do, but that's more my subjective option)
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Obviously, that area really needs some work done there, but it's something you have to being very careful about with, and requires more thought than "we'll just move them somewhere else"
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I shared this with a friend who works with zoo animals, and I feel like I should share his constructive criticism on it: namely that you can't really get rid of the Conservation Station. There are so many essential animal care facilities that removing it like this straight up breaks the park
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You know what? Fuck you, you've just lost identity privileges. (shoves helmet with one-way visor and voice changer onto your head while forcing you into a full-body jumpsuit)
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Double-life Wolf

(not sure if you're still accepting stuff for this, but worth a shot)
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Cuz there was a rainbow crosswalk
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How about that classic cartoon trench coat and fedora combo that completely shadows you entire face except for your eyes
September 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They really are saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?
September 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There was a Winnie the Pooh episode that had half of this as the plot
August 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Reminds of the yeti fridge from Date Everything
August 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Too late, you're tf'ing into a New Yorker now
August 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM