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b_shizzzle
@b-shizzzle.bsky.social
He/him | PDX
Show so good it reminds me the the real travesty isn’t that we’ll never get Winds of Winter, but that we’ll never get all 7 Dunk and Egg novellas

I need to see the Tragedy of Summerhall!!!
Feels amazing to have some good asoiaf content again
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Feels amazing to have some good asoiaf content again
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
TWO DAYS
Five days until it’s all finally over
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Back when I couldn’t handle martinis
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Got called metrosexual today
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Five days until it’s all finally over
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Urge to drop everything and move to Asheville
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My goal for 2026 is to double my amount of evil exes
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hinge girlie unmatched me because I told her that her favorite Cameron Winters song was wrong
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me any one of these days now
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone’s feeding my delusions
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bangfishing- the art of having bangs in your profile but showing up to our date without bangs
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She hasn’t watched my stories today
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
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December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve managed to go all day only saying the words “20oz cold brew please”
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thank you to all my friends who have to watch me actively lose my mind
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Trying to move on except my brain keeps making me dream of her
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Am I allowed to get into Bladee if I’m 27 years old
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tinder girlie shared a playlist so bad I lost all attraction even though she’s a brunette with bangs
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Target has reciprocated, expect wedding invites shortly
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Waiting for the loml to post her Wrapped so I can like it
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When my psychiatrists tells me to stop dating baristas
a black and white photo of a lion with the words " the lion does n't listen to the psychiatrist "
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December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I’m on season 5 of the wire and brad let a brunette with bangs login to our HBO account and now I’m kicked out cause there’s too many devices this is a nightmare
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Is it a good thing or a bad thing when your ex says this
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who would have thought buying 400 Japanese cigarettes would have gotten me as many dates as it has
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM