B Rainwater
@b-raineater.bsky.social
Jewish, leftist Texan, kinda mean
BREAKING: Water is wet.
January 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
BREAKING: Water is wet.
"every accusation a confession" doing some hard work in this piece
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
"every accusation a confession" doing some hard work in this piece
This is great work. My only suggestion would be to apply a weight metric based on how long it's been since they've seen ODO. The camp closest to me has "good standing" - from a compliance report from 2021.
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This is great work. My only suggestion would be to apply a weight metric based on how long it's been since they've seen ODO. The camp closest to me has "good standing" - from a compliance report from 2021.
I was just wondering yesterday where you'd gone! I figured it might be all the everything, but I'm glad to catch a glimpse of you either way. Hope your move was easy and took fewer than 5 trips between your old place and new. 💜
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I was just wondering yesterday where you'd gone! I figured it might be all the everything, but I'm glad to catch a glimpse of you either way. Hope your move was easy and took fewer than 5 trips between your old place and new. 💜
For ENERGY, Cliff, DUH. Says so right on the package.
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
For ENERGY, Cliff, DUH. Says so right on the package.
As anyone who's met a child over the age of 4 years old knows, kids are NOT aware of butts that young. They definitely do not spend an exorbitant amount of time making fart noises and inventing jokes about butts and what comes out of them all day long.
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 PM
As anyone who's met a child over the age of 4 years old knows, kids are NOT aware of butts that young. They definitely do not spend an exorbitant amount of time making fart noises and inventing jokes about butts and what comes out of them all day long.
Abuse tactics - a classic "she made me hit her" deflection.
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Abuse tactics - a classic "she made me hit her" deflection.
Reeeeeally want a sticker that says "Sell Your Nazi Car" but I work in the 04 as a nanny and some of these moms drive them.
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Reeeeeally want a sticker that says "Sell Your Nazi Car" but I work in the 04 as a nanny and some of these moms drive them.
"Let's talk about how crazy this is. If a man goes into a Men's Wearhouse and the measurer guy was brown, in Minneapolis this brown guy would probably still have a job the next time the man went back to that Men's Wearhouse."
January 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
"Let's talk about how crazy this is. If a man goes into a Men's Wearhouse and the measurer guy was brown, in Minneapolis this brown guy would probably still have a job the next time the man went back to that Men's Wearhouse."
Really? "Detaining children under false pretenses is fine as long as they get medical care" is a crazy line to walk. This is what you want people to remember you for?
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Really? "Detaining children under false pretenses is fine as long as they get medical care" is a crazy line to walk. This is what you want people to remember you for?
"Welllll we probably won't say it again until we can doctor his life to make him look like one..."
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
"Welllll we probably won't say it again until we can doctor his life to make him look like one..."
Reminiscent of my high school ASL teacher making sure to teach the "old sign" for Judaism/Jewish that is absolutely a slur so hey high school kids this is slur and this is exactly how you say it but DEFINITELY don't use it. I'm telling you this for your EDUCATION.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Reminiscent of my high school ASL teacher making sure to teach the "old sign" for Judaism/Jewish that is absolutely a slur so hey high school kids this is slur and this is exactly how you say it but DEFINITELY don't use it. I'm telling you this for your EDUCATION.
Personally I'm delighted for a potential expansion of tech options outside of the US. Wishing these ventures all the best!
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Personally I'm delighted for a potential expansion of tech options outside of the US. Wishing these ventures all the best!
I always say he looks like grown-up Calvin but you know they've got a point here
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I always say he looks like grown-up Calvin but you know they've got a point here
JFC Jerry I know the overbuying at HEB affected us all but surely there are better choices.
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
JFC Jerry I know the overbuying at HEB affected us all but surely there are better choices.
Yeah that riotous "be peaceful, don't give them what they want" rhetoric.
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Yeah that riotous "be peaceful, don't give them what they want" rhetoric.
It's a really good design! Just maybe not go with the silhouette version. 🥲
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 PM
It's a really good design! Just maybe not go with the silhouette version. 🥲