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#1 being gay & autistic enjoyer, and not a blade of touched grass in sight
Why do I keep leaving
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Started watching Evangelion today, ts is already peak
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Distance is bliss
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I live for Star Catcher
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Imagine me going radio silent right after I said that

I’m back (and hopefully to stay consistent)
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I need to stop going radio silent
May 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I just combed the house for my peanut butter and found absolutely nothing I interrogated an air conditioner for 18 minutes please help me find my peanut butter and I better not find a dang hole in there for the love of everything where in the purgatory is my peanut butter
April 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sweet Tooth would definitely unlock his sleeper agent by seeing a white van with no windows
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Real stuff tho I’m using this as a way to vent about my issues past present and future
April 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I feel like max headroom if he was conscious during the New Coke tirade of 1986
April 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Home isn’t where the heart is, it’s what scraps the housing market gives you
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My favorite genre of music is pasty white boy(s) slapping stuff together and watching as they become a one hit wonder and never find a true audience that weren’t there for them in their younger years
April 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I will never be as cool as my idols because I can’t afford cryogenic freezing
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I regret everything I have posted here and will come to regret all posts made from here on out because I can’t make up my mind on what I consider “funny” but then again humor is subjective so who cares anymore I’ll be a stupid kid from 10 to 100 and there’s nothing I can do about it
April 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
At the door is an Utz cheese ball. Let him into the office?

-Yes, he’ll save the country!

-No, my brain still works.

-I want to sleep at least close my blinds
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What’s up?
April 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I need to start using this on a regular basis
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I need Trump to say in verbatim “I hate gay people. Let it be known. I don’t like gay people. I’m homophobic” just so we can see George Takei crawl out of the woodwork and leave him speechless
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s 1:53 am… why aren’t you asleep?
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I swear only one ear plays on my headphones so if I ever decide to listen to savior by rise against the first few seconds are a cappella and it’s really annoying
February 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why is it called bullet hell if people are the ones who go to hell and not the objects of destruction?
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I need to see a boom blox video essay asap
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m actually not in the house like carpet, I’m more in the house like a funny ha ha burglar way
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(2/2) Here’s the rest (also for those who’re wondering they put Linkin Park in my “we’ve got company” section
December 4, 2024 at 10:00 PM
(1/2) Was bored so decided to post my Wrapped results, take notes if you want to
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM