B-MOVIE
@b-m0vie.bsky.social
#1 being gay & autistic enjoyer, and not a blade of touched grass in sight
Why do I keep leaving
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Why do I keep leaving
Started watching Evangelion today, ts is already peak
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Started watching Evangelion today, ts is already peak
I live for Star Catcher
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I live for Star Catcher
Imagine me going radio silent right after I said that
I’m back (and hopefully to stay consistent)
I’m back (and hopefully to stay consistent)
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Imagine me going radio silent right after I said that
I’m back (and hopefully to stay consistent)
I’m back (and hopefully to stay consistent)
I need to stop going radio silent
May 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need to stop going radio silent
I just combed the house for my peanut butter and found absolutely nothing I interrogated an air conditioner for 18 minutes please help me find my peanut butter and I better not find a dang hole in there for the love of everything where in the purgatory is my peanut butter
April 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I just combed the house for my peanut butter and found absolutely nothing I interrogated an air conditioner for 18 minutes please help me find my peanut butter and I better not find a dang hole in there for the love of everything where in the purgatory is my peanut butter
Sweet Tooth would definitely unlock his sleeper agent by seeing a white van with no windows
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sweet Tooth would definitely unlock his sleeper agent by seeing a white van with no windows
Real stuff tho I’m using this as a way to vent about my issues past present and future
April 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Real stuff tho I’m using this as a way to vent about my issues past present and future
I feel like max headroom if he was conscious during the New Coke tirade of 1986
April 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I feel like max headroom if he was conscious during the New Coke tirade of 1986
Home isn’t where the heart is, it’s what scraps the housing market gives you
April 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Home isn’t where the heart is, it’s what scraps the housing market gives you
My favorite genre of music is pasty white boy(s) slapping stuff together and watching as they become a one hit wonder and never find a true audience that weren’t there for them in their younger years
April 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My favorite genre of music is pasty white boy(s) slapping stuff together and watching as they become a one hit wonder and never find a true audience that weren’t there for them in their younger years
I will never be as cool as my idols because I can’t afford cryogenic freezing
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I will never be as cool as my idols because I can’t afford cryogenic freezing
I regret everything I have posted here and will come to regret all posts made from here on out because I can’t make up my mind on what I consider “funny” but then again humor is subjective so who cares anymore I’ll be a stupid kid from 10 to 100 and there’s nothing I can do about it
April 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I regret everything I have posted here and will come to regret all posts made from here on out because I can’t make up my mind on what I consider “funny” but then again humor is subjective so who cares anymore I’ll be a stupid kid from 10 to 100 and there’s nothing I can do about it
At the door is an Utz cheese ball. Let him into the office?
-Yes, he’ll save the country!
-No, my brain still works.
-I want to sleep at least close my blinds
-Yes, he’ll save the country!
-No, my brain still works.
-I want to sleep at least close my blinds
April 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
At the door is an Utz cheese ball. Let him into the office?
-Yes, he’ll save the country!
-No, my brain still works.
-I want to sleep at least close my blinds
-Yes, he’ll save the country!
-No, my brain still works.
-I want to sleep at least close my blinds
I need to start using this on a regular basis
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I need to start using this on a regular basis
I need Trump to say in verbatim “I hate gay people. Let it be known. I don’t like gay people. I’m homophobic” just so we can see George Takei crawl out of the woodwork and leave him speechless
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I need Trump to say in verbatim “I hate gay people. Let it be known. I don’t like gay people. I’m homophobic” just so we can see George Takei crawl out of the woodwork and leave him speechless
It’s 1:53 am… why aren’t you asleep?
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
It’s 1:53 am… why aren’t you asleep?
I swear only one ear plays on my headphones so if I ever decide to listen to savior by rise against the first few seconds are a cappella and it’s really annoying
February 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I swear only one ear plays on my headphones so if I ever decide to listen to savior by rise against the first few seconds are a cappella and it’s really annoying
Why is it called bullet hell if people are the ones who go to hell and not the objects of destruction?
February 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why is it called bullet hell if people are the ones who go to hell and not the objects of destruction?
I need to see a boom blox video essay asap
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I need to see a boom blox video essay asap
I’m actually not in the house like carpet, I’m more in the house like a funny ha ha burglar way
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m actually not in the house like carpet, I’m more in the house like a funny ha ha burglar way
(2/2) Here’s the rest (also for those who’re wondering they put Linkin Park in my “we’ve got company” section
December 4, 2024 at 10:00 PM
(2/2) Here’s the rest (also for those who’re wondering they put Linkin Park in my “we’ve got company” section
(1/2) Was bored so decided to post my Wrapped results, take notes if you want to
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
(1/2) Was bored so decided to post my Wrapped results, take notes if you want to