b. bolt
b. bolt
@b-bolt.bsky.social
the omniscient gink
lemme put this differently. you know those guys 10 years ago who kept posting like "the cake is a lie" and leetspeak shit? you are those guys now. look at yourself
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
ho ho
December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
you may also have seen this. this is a pitch comic for the original Mad Max.
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
you may have seen these. these are storyboards for Taxi Driver.
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
woke up with a hard case of ennui and then had a look at the sports page. look, it was a depressing game, but why even print a newspaper anymore?
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
rolling up to the function like:
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
found your avatar in the far side comics
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
nostalgia for clip art is insane. it's literally just the previous generation of LLM art autogen spam in terms of both effects on working artists and overall aesthetic quality. it sucks. get some standards
September 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
don't tell me about any new think tanks coming to fight for me unless it's one of these bitches
September 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
gods of egypt, on the other hand, is fucking terrible, but actually manages to be dogshit enough to be entertaining, a rare feat for a 2010s movie
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i won't swing super hard for it but i always thought 47 ronin was a pretty decent Peak CGI action flick. i remember it getting a lot of flack at the time for "centering keanu reeves" in a japanese story but it doesn't really do that much at all
September 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
me, my brother, and my mother went to see joe's apartment in the theater. we were the only ones in there and laughed the entire time. obviously no one wanted to see a movie about singing dancing cockroaches
September 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lol, i never made this connection. the movie star dog of my era
September 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
when they reveal the psychic landscape of the latest shooter to me
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
this local newspaper headline was fun to take extremely literally. a far side scientist excitedly pointing at a chalkboard drawing of a great big tardigrade
September 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
haven't posted cat in a while
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i love a bit of Ottoposting but this guy is probably working in the department of state. that his handle is "sufi pervert" just makes it more likely
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the everyday carry of an enlightened and civilized age:
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
- most holy throws baby
- MERV GRIFFIN!
- stupid, stupid rat creatures!
- peanuts: "what, me worry"
#comicsdna
July 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i can't help you with "good" really. best i got is "odd"
July 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
there aren't bookstores. this has been snappy answers to stupid questions
June 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a serene anole composition from the other day
May 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
today's serene cat composition
May 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM