Barnabas Balderdash
@b-balderdash.bsky.social
fuck crime.
(joke account for D&D!)
(joke account for D&D!)
found this game called balatro. it's like gambling but I lose no money. this is rad
May 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
found this game called balatro. it's like gambling but I lose no money. this is rad
BRADLEY
Gotta go back to jail now, bye guys.
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
May 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
BRADLEY
I'm doing this for you little buddy
May 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I'm doing this for you little buddy
every fiber of my being will be used to put a stop to this. no additives, no artificial shit. just a man and his rage. this man thinks himself a god, but he has yet to meet a non believer.
the voices from beyond have your number, and we will be sending you back to the maker
the voices from beyond have your number, and we will be sending you back to the maker
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
every fiber of my being will be used to put a stop to this. no additives, no artificial shit. just a man and his rage. this man thinks himself a god, but he has yet to meet a non believer.
the voices from beyond have your number, and we will be sending you back to the maker
the voices from beyond have your number, and we will be sending you back to the maker
Hello Miami. I know these are harrowing times. I am currently going pro-bono and am planning to help anyone who needs help in the locale.
Whether you need a cat out of a tree or to find your family, I will be there for you. Please do not hesitate to call the voices from beyond.
Whether you need a cat out of a tree or to find your family, I will be there for you. Please do not hesitate to call the voices from beyond.
April 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Hello Miami. I know these are harrowing times. I am currently going pro-bono and am planning to help anyone who needs help in the locale.
Whether you need a cat out of a tree or to find your family, I will be there for you. Please do not hesitate to call the voices from beyond.
Whether you need a cat out of a tree or to find your family, I will be there for you. Please do not hesitate to call the voices from beyond.
were you really their saviors?
April 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
were you really their saviors?
have you been hearing voices? call P now! they will be silenced in no time.
April 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
have you been hearing voices? call P now! they will be silenced in no time.
CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
April 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
what do you call a detective who solves no cases?
a Balderdash!
a Balderdash!
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
what do you call a detective who solves no cases?
a Balderdash!
a Balderdash!
I'm hearing voices. does schizophrenia count as a withdrawal symptom or do I have to stop sleeping
April 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm hearing voices. does schizophrenia count as a withdrawal symptom or do I have to stop sleeping
I've been in Miami for about a year now, do I have to pay taxes yet? I won't, but I still wanna know
April 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I've been in Miami for about a year now, do I have to pay taxes yet? I won't, but I still wanna know
why'd I have to make my profile picture me with a cigar. can't have shit.
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
why'd I have to make my profile picture me with a cigar. can't have shit.
sorry guys, withdrawal symptoms going crazy
March 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
sorry guys, withdrawal symptoms going crazy
was it just a dream?
where have I been?
and even when the song is over
March 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
was it just a dream?
where have I been?
and even when the song is over
don't you let the sun disappear
March 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
where have I been?
and even when the song is over
don't you let the sun disappear
March 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
and even when the song is over
don't you let the sun disappear
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
don't you let the sun disappear
I feel like one of my ancestors going through pain trials with these fucking pangs. I'd say I need a drink but... y'know
February 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I feel like one of my ancestors going through pain trials with these fucking pangs. I'd say I need a drink but... y'know
how the hell does this rectangle ass thing work in the past.
February 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
how the hell does this rectangle ass thing work in the past.
the only reason I drink so much booze is because you Americans don't have good syrup. whiskey will supplement that
December 16, 2024 at 12:30 PM
the only reason I drink so much booze is because you Americans don't have good syrup. whiskey will supplement that
all dudes named Eugene deserve death. especially ones that are nerds. actually just this one Eugene in particular but the rest of y'all are on thin ice
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
all dudes named Eugene deserve death. especially ones that are nerds. actually just this one Eugene in particular but the rest of y'all are on thin ice
arno draven is racist??? wtf????? guys this is crazy
December 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
arno draven is racist??? wtf????? guys this is crazy
just saw a man eat his own shoes.
America is fucked
America is fucked
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
just saw a man eat his own shoes.
America is fucked
America is fucked
how do I get my finger out of a bottle guys help I'm typing with one hand
December 8, 2024 at 6:11 PM
how do I get my finger out of a bottle guys help I'm typing with one hand