Azurspan
@azurspan.bsky.social
formerly Selph
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
funny purple creature, he/they/she, 30s
queer writer from Glasgow, who likes big balloons
NSFW, here to see fun art & meet fun folks!
No minors!
My Sites: https://linktr.ee/kaboompanda
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Decided to redesign my normal form, so meet the new look for Ram form Sol, do tell me you thoughts about it
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Decided to redesign my normal form, so meet the new look for Ram form Sol, do tell me you thoughts about it
not so much "pets" but Selph can summon a blue pig like creature called Thro'buu for menial tasks or to defend his island
and Bach'aarus' sycophantic tailor and lieutentant, Glorivayne, is a pet and familiar in all but name
and Bach'aarus' sycophantic tailor and lieutentant, Glorivayne, is a pet and familiar in all but name
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
not so much "pets" but Selph can summon a blue pig like creature called Thro'buu for menial tasks or to defend his island
and Bach'aarus' sycophantic tailor and lieutentant, Glorivayne, is a pet and familiar in all but name
and Bach'aarus' sycophantic tailor and lieutentant, Glorivayne, is a pet and familiar in all but name
p sure the govt just recommended i join a men's only far right group as "therapy"
what the fuck lmao
what the fuck lmao
January 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
p sure the govt just recommended i join a men's only far right group as "therapy"
what the fuck lmao
what the fuck lmao
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January 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
mm, saw a post from someone i really admired that sort of just stuck a dagger in my heart
well that's fun
back to writing
well that's fun
back to writing
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
mm, saw a post from someone i really admired that sort of just stuck a dagger in my heart
well that's fun
back to writing
well that's fun
back to writing
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Kink art is so, so important because it connects people.
You best believe that it matters when folks see skilled art of their weird niche interests. It acts as a vehicle for them to share and indulge with others. It makes the world feel less lonely to know there are others fawning over it with them.
You best believe that it matters when folks see skilled art of their weird niche interests. It acts as a vehicle for them to share and indulge with others. It makes the world feel less lonely to know there are others fawning over it with them.
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Kink art is so, so important because it connects people.
You best believe that it matters when folks see skilled art of their weird niche interests. It acts as a vehicle for them to share and indulge with others. It makes the world feel less lonely to know there are others fawning over it with them.
You best believe that it matters when folks see skilled art of their weird niche interests. It acts as a vehicle for them to share and indulge with others. It makes the world feel less lonely to know there are others fawning over it with them.
some art @mrscottybear.bsky.social made of Abelard that i'm in love with
he goes from cute to absolutely menacing in three seconds flat
#kinkart #inflation #AbelardAzurspan
he goes from cute to absolutely menacing in three seconds flat
#kinkart #inflation #AbelardAzurspan
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
some art @mrscottybear.bsky.social made of Abelard that i'm in love with
he goes from cute to absolutely menacing in three seconds flat
#kinkart #inflation #AbelardAzurspan
he goes from cute to absolutely menacing in three seconds flat
#kinkart #inflation #AbelardAzurspan
belt busting in fat erotica and expansion kink stuff is really fucking hot
make that leather go POW
make that leather go POW
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
belt busting in fat erotica and expansion kink stuff is really fucking hot
make that leather go POW
make that leather go POW
the shot of neurodivergent rage and panic that comes when someone disturbs you using your headphones 'cause you need music to settle your discontent and panic and generally focus your thoughts for a while
ngl if i had realized i was autistic a lot earlier, headphones would have helped so much
ngl if i had realized i was autistic a lot earlier, headphones would have helped so much
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
the shot of neurodivergent rage and panic that comes when someone disturbs you using your headphones 'cause you need music to settle your discontent and panic and generally focus your thoughts for a while
ngl if i had realized i was autistic a lot earlier, headphones would have helped so much
ngl if i had realized i was autistic a lot earlier, headphones would have helped so much
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Breaking news! Day following World Hypno Day, local pup turned drone is on a rampage inflating any man in its path! Beware, be safe, and dont pop!
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Breaking news! Day following World Hypno Day, local pup turned drone is on a rampage inflating any man in its path! Beware, be safe, and dont pop!
stress is high
need a man to pump up into a 50ft macro with me and have weird ace sex while destroying large swathes of city infrastructure til we get taken down like kaiju or explode or somethin tbh
need a man to pump up into a 50ft macro with me and have weird ace sex while destroying large swathes of city infrastructure til we get taken down like kaiju or explode or somethin tbh
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
stress is high
need a man to pump up into a 50ft macro with me and have weird ace sex while destroying large swathes of city infrastructure til we get taken down like kaiju or explode or somethin tbh
need a man to pump up into a 50ft macro with me and have weird ace sex while destroying large swathes of city infrastructure til we get taken down like kaiju or explode or somethin tbh
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What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe.
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe.
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
(Art @glazfox.bsky.social)
#kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping
Alright. I've changed my username on bsky. New year blah blah.
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Alright. I've changed my username on bsky. New year blah blah.
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me.
you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!
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January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
slapping myself with my phone so i don't reply to bad takes
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
slapping myself with my phone so i don't reply to bad takes
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friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?
me:
me:
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them?
me:
me:
head feels like chaos today, adhd brainfog everywhere
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 PM
head feels like chaos today, adhd brainfog everywhere
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line
going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it
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I will continue to call AI slop if it upsets them that much
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I will continue to call AI slop if it upsets them that much
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listen, getting stuck in a doorway is a classic ultrachub date activity, but Dominic has yet to meet a wall that can stop him when he's decided to really throw his weight around
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
listen, getting stuck in a doorway is a classic ultrachub date activity, but Dominic has yet to meet a wall that can stop him when he's decided to really throw his weight around
Oh no a hot older man with a cigar hypnotised @anothermeekone.bsky.social to inflate until they pop what a tragedy...
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Oh no a hot older man with a cigar hypnotised @anothermeekone.bsky.social to inflate until they pop what a tragedy...
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks.
#kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping
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@raygunna956.bsky.social said this pressure test was super important for getting into the space program... Im so tight! 😖
July 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@raygunna956.bsky.social said this pressure test was super important for getting into the space program... Im so tight! 😖