Aztec Death Whistle
@aztecdeathwhistl3.bsky.social
Deny, Defend, Depose. Free Luigi!
#50501 #nokings #savetheconstitution
USMC vet/Chicago Cubs/Bears suffering fan.
Not interested in your lonelyFans. Instant block.
I’m probably not going to engage in DM’s.
#50501 #nokings #savetheconstitution
USMC vet/Chicago Cubs/Bears suffering fan.
Not interested in your lonelyFans. Instant block.
I’m probably not going to engage in DM’s.
Carter, what do you actually do for the Cubs?
Uh, well. Can I call Jed and ask him?
Uh, well. Can I call Jed and ask him?
September 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Carter, what do you actually do for the Cubs?
Uh, well. Can I call Jed and ask him?
Uh, well. Can I call Jed and ask him?
I’m with you. This is the first time he’s exceeded 100ip since 2019.
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m with you. This is the first time he’s exceeded 100ip since 2019.
This is the most innings he’s pitched since 2019 by far. I’d be ok if they bypassed him in the rotation for a start or two.
September 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is the most innings he’s pitched since 2019 by far. I’d be ok if they bypassed him in the rotation for a start or two.
Shaw and Busch both out of the lineup…. 🤔🤔
September 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Shaw and Busch both out of the lineup…. 🤔🤔
Stole this. “Charlie Kirk lost a debate about gun violence today”. Someone funnier than me.
September 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Stole this. “Charlie Kirk lost a debate about gun violence today”. Someone funnier than me.
Charlie Kirk asked for a proud patriot to bail out Paul Pelosi’s attacker.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Charlie Kirk asked for a proud patriot to bail out Paul Pelosi’s attacker.
Josh Allen leads a 15 point comeback with under ten minutes and throws for just under 400 yards in an instant classic game and THIS is what they choose?
September 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Josh Allen leads a 15 point comeback with under ten minutes and throws for just under 400 yards in an instant classic game and THIS is what they choose?
I do appreciate your troll game. 😂
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I do appreciate your troll game. 😂
Being so enamored with a sports team that you can’t call out poor choices of the players is certainly a choice.
August 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Being so enamored with a sports team that you can’t call out poor choices of the players is certainly a choice.
That was a complete coverage sack. Caleb had nowhere to run.
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That was a complete coverage sack. Caleb had nowhere to run.
Don’t look now, but Shaw has more home runs, SB, and a higher WAR, OPS, OPS+, than Cam Smith. Crazy how the season can change for prospects.
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Don’t look now, but Shaw has more home runs, SB, and a higher WAR, OPS, OPS+, than Cam Smith. Crazy how the season can change for prospects.
“Deer Pootin. Be best!”
August 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Deer Pootin. Be best!”
Huh? Does Mango Mussolini know you’re shooting for potus in 28? The fragile orange stain on humanity won’t take this very well at all.
Unless you’ve revealed the plot to take him out beforehand ………
Unless you’ve revealed the plot to take him out beforehand ………
August 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Huh? Does Mango Mussolini know you’re shooting for potus in 28? The fragile orange stain on humanity won’t take this very well at all.
Unless you’ve revealed the plot to take him out beforehand ………
Unless you’ve revealed the plot to take him out beforehand ………
This is a valid reason why you shouldn’t have in the first place. Some poor animal died for this culinary terrorism.
July 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is a valid reason why you shouldn’t have in the first place. Some poor animal died for this culinary terrorism.
You should have taught Kirk Cousins how to grill.
July 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You should have taught Kirk Cousins how to grill.
He should absolutely be an untouchable at the trade deadline
July 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He should absolutely be an untouchable at the trade deadline
I loved Steve Swisher well before Berryhill. I feel extra old.
July 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I loved Steve Swisher well before Berryhill. I feel extra old.
The baskets giveth, and the baskets taketh away.
a baseball player says " see ya " while getting ready to bat
ALT: a baseball player says " see ya " while getting ready to bat
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The baskets giveth, and the baskets taketh away.