@azpinstriping.bsky.social
Left leaning Independent surrounded by Trumpers in a small AZ town. Love the desert, love history and ghost towns. I have my very own gopher snake. I pick up and play with tarantulas, they're frens.
They can only provide so many barf bags.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They can only provide so many barf bags.
How am I supposed to piss on it when it's way up there?
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
How am I supposed to piss on it when it's way up there?
I could be a real dick and inform you of the weather here in Southern AZ but I'm not so I won't.
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I could be a real dick and inform you of the weather here in Southern AZ but I'm not so I won't.
Not Evanstese? Evanstoners?
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not Evanstese? Evanstoners?
I absolutely love menudo, both red and not red. Even out of a can. I feel kinda guilty if I eat it not hungover. It truly is the best hangover medicine ever. Even if you don't have the proper cilantro, lime and chopped onions. Stuff rocks.
August 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I absolutely love menudo, both red and not red. Even out of a can. I feel kinda guilty if I eat it not hungover. It truly is the best hangover medicine ever. Even if you don't have the proper cilantro, lime and chopped onions. Stuff rocks.
Truly a cinematic masterpiece. Bravo.
August 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Truly a cinematic masterpiece. Bravo.
Years and years ago, in the early eighties, my Army outfit spent two weeks in West Berlin training with the Berlin Brigade. On the Saturday in between, we spit shined everything on our dress greens and loaded up on buses for a daylong tour of East Berlin. Don't remember seeing a single Democrat.
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Years and years ago, in the early eighties, my Army outfit spent two weeks in West Berlin training with the Berlin Brigade. On the Saturday in between, we spit shined everything on our dress greens and loaded up on buses for a daylong tour of East Berlin. Don't remember seeing a single Democrat.
How's it feel to be cannon fodder? Fill your pockets with sunflower seeds like the lady said. Off you go.
July 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How's it feel to be cannon fodder? Fill your pockets with sunflower seeds like the lady said. Off you go.
Nobody carries cables anymore, instead you've got a jump box with a rechargeable battery. And a light, and USB ports, and an inverter with an AC outlet, and a compressor. Cool guy stuff, and you'll never fry your alternator by reversing the polarity.
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nobody carries cables anymore, instead you've got a jump box with a rechargeable battery. And a light, and USB ports, and an inverter with an AC outlet, and a compressor. Cool guy stuff, and you'll never fry your alternator by reversing the polarity.
I'll show up with a cooler full of Pabst and a roll of quarters. Open the floodgates!
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'll show up with a cooler full of Pabst and a roll of quarters. Open the floodgates!
The only way to turn off the collections system is to turn off the water. People get cranky when you do that, so don't do it.
July 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The only way to turn off the collections system is to turn off the water. People get cranky when you do that, so don't do it.
I don't live there, but I was born there. This makes me proud to be a New Yorker.
June 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't live there, but I was born there. This makes me proud to be a New Yorker.
Right now? How about a long time ago.
May 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Right now? How about a long time ago.
Fine example of a cat.
May 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Fine example of a cat.
Great idea. Get rid of the officers with the most experience, expertise, and institutional knowledge. What can go wrong?
May 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Great idea. Get rid of the officers with the most experience, expertise, and institutional knowledge. What can go wrong?
Fucking unbelievable. And, with the money he spends golfing for just one weekend would completely replace our aging junk with state of the art equipment that would run for years. I'm pissed.
May 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fucking unbelievable. And, with the money he spends golfing for just one weekend would completely replace our aging junk with state of the art equipment that would run for years. I'm pissed.
My small AZ desert town has been awarded a grant that's just less than a million bucks to update aging machinery at our wastewater plant (that I struggle as operator to keep running). The funding got kicked off the appropriations bill. However, this dick can throw himself a birthday parade.
May 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My small AZ desert town has been awarded a grant that's just less than a million bucks to update aging machinery at our wastewater plant (that I struggle as operator to keep running). The funding got kicked off the appropriations bill. However, this dick can throw himself a birthday parade.
Nobody has ever had a more punchable face. Smug, self satisfied, sanctimonious little bastard.
May 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nobody has ever had a more punchable face. Smug, self satisfied, sanctimonious little bastard.
I'd take flouride over brain worms. And heroin.
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'd take flouride over brain worms. And heroin.
They sure are. I'd love to have a Chimay right now. Tasty.
April 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They sure are. I'd love to have a Chimay right now. Tasty.
Charlatan. Kook. Quack.
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Charlatan. Kook. Quack.
It's what happens when you pass out and your buddies are a bunch of assholes.
April 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's what happens when you pass out and your buddies are a bunch of assholes.
My Mom got me all my shots when I was a kid, then when I joined the Army I got shot up like a pincushion. And more shots whenever we went overseas. Of course I've kept up with flu and Covid shots. It'll take two weeks for me to rot after I croak.
April 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My Mom got me all my shots when I was a kid, then when I joined the Army I got shot up like a pincushion. And more shots whenever we went overseas. Of course I've kept up with flu and Covid shots. It'll take two weeks for me to rot after I croak.
Just like years ago, some joker on a used car lot would chuck a speedometer cable into a drill, lock the trigger, and spin the odometer down a few thousand miles. Make a few hundred more bucks when the beater got sold to a mark.
April 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just like years ago, some joker on a used car lot would chuck a speedometer cable into a drill, lock the trigger, and spin the odometer down a few thousand miles. Make a few hundred more bucks when the beater got sold to a mark.
Tapirs are amazingly cool. Now I want a Caesar salad, I'd share it with Ume.
April 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tapirs are amazingly cool. Now I want a Caesar salad, I'd share it with Ume.