Part Time Gooner
@aznstoner.bsky.social
DFW Professional Chef and shitposter
This is a long shot but I'm raising for my partner, she's had a hernia for 6 years now, and honestly if we don't find a miracle she'll likely never get the surgery she needs for it. Can you please donate for this wonderful single mother to not be in physical pain forever. gofund.me/52ac40a75
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November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is a long shot but I'm raising for my partner, she's had a hernia for 6 years now, and honestly if we don't find a miracle she'll likely never get the surgery she needs for it. Can you please donate for this wonderful single mother to not be in physical pain forever. gofund.me/52ac40a75
One of my ex's struggle meals was Frito Pies, we always fought over which chili to get. I don't have anyone to share this with I'm just somber rn she chose Hormel and I always did Wolf
April 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One of my ex's struggle meals was Frito Pies, we always fought over which chili to get. I don't have anyone to share this with I'm just somber rn she chose Hormel and I always did Wolf
Not doing well, i miss my partners but it's already hard for me to show up for them, it'd be harder to ask them to show up for me. I've been thinking about my birthday and my ex alot. Mainly the texts I found about how good she was in bed and how they missed her.
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not doing well, i miss my partners but it's already hard for me to show up for them, it'd be harder to ask them to show up for me. I've been thinking about my birthday and my ex alot. Mainly the texts I found about how good she was in bed and how they missed her.
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Just so we're clear, I'll say it here too: nazi fucks aren't welcome in my community and if you align with them I want you to choke. ♥️♥️♥️
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just so we're clear, I'll say it here too: nazi fucks aren't welcome in my community and if you align with them I want you to choke. ♥️♥️♥️
I accidentally added this girl on Tiktok who tried REALLY hard to be my ex's friend. And the whole time my ex was disgusted by her, complained, hated her and mocked her. She sent me a message that was really scathing and I don't know why that bothers me so much.
January 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I accidentally added this girl on Tiktok who tried REALLY hard to be my ex's friend. And the whole time my ex was disgusted by her, complained, hated her and mocked her. She sent me a message that was really scathing and I don't know why that bothers me so much.
You ever been given an inch and pretended it's a mile?
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You ever been given an inch and pretended it's a mile?
Starting tomorrow, goddamn they move quick #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Starting tomorrow, goddamn they move quick #tiktokban
Asking for a friend, but why do girls who help you cheat always give 🔥🔥🔥 head yet when you commit to them it's trash/diminished in enthusiasm
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Asking for a friend, but why do girls who help you cheat always give 🔥🔥🔥 head yet when you commit to them it's trash/diminished in enthusiasm
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I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
I know they don't do a particularly good job at expressing moments like this, but Dragonball Super really gave us intense emotional moments. Future Bulma watches EVERYONE die, finds peace only to be killed by a man wearing her best friends face. Her last breath was seeing him again.
January 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know they don't do a particularly good job at expressing moments like this, but Dragonball Super really gave us intense emotional moments. Future Bulma watches EVERYONE die, finds peace only to be killed by a man wearing her best friends face. Her last breath was seeing him again.
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It's snowing so if I crashed I don't think my loved ones would notice I didn't hit the breaks
January 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's snowing so if I crashed I don't think my loved ones would notice I didn't hit the breaks
Employees got me good
January 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Employees got me good
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Bots don’t even “FREE PUSSY IN BIO” anymore,,, we used to be a country.
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Bots don’t even “FREE PUSSY IN BIO” anymore,,, we used to be a country.
Today I met my girlfriend's son for the first time and I was in awe, we were eating at a fast food joint and the way she played with him and engaged with him, guys I am so deeply in love with this woman. She didn't notice but I cried a bit just being around them. It was incredible.
January 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Today I met my girlfriend's son for the first time and I was in awe, we were eating at a fast food joint and the way she played with him and engaged with him, guys I am so deeply in love with this woman. She didn't notice but I cried a bit just being around them. It was incredible.
I am still recovering from my break up more than a year later but it's been healing to date again, to relinquish that tight grip of control and give in to another person and learn them as they learn you. I hope this new year brings adventures.
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I am still recovering from my break up more than a year later but it's been healing to date again, to relinquish that tight grip of control and give in to another person and learn them as they learn you. I hope this new year brings adventures.
Did the lions do a Roots whipping scene celebration???
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Did the lions do a Roots whipping scene celebration???
First attempt at egg yolk hashbrowns. Really need to use the ring mold, biggest mistake. Still taste 🔥🔥🔥
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
First attempt at egg yolk hashbrowns. Really need to use the ring mold, biggest mistake. Still taste 🔥🔥🔥
It's been a year since the last time I saw my dogs. I still call them my dogs. I will always call them mine.
December 29, 2024 at 7:09 AM
It's been a year since the last time I saw my dogs. I still call them my dogs. I will always call them mine.
I'm so fucking in love with my gf y'all, I hang on every word she says, she's the fucking best
December 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I'm so fucking in love with my gf y'all, I hang on every word she says, she's the fucking best
Dua lipa is engaged, in the words of Shameik Moore,"there's still more people to meet, more opportunities to come and more chances to try, live, learn apply." Lost my chance 😭
December 28, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Dua lipa is engaged, in the words of Shameik Moore,"there's still more people to meet, more opportunities to come and more chances to try, live, learn apply." Lost my chance 😭
Some kid, 19 years old, shot himself in the Costco behind where I work.
December 28, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Some kid, 19 years old, shot himself in the Costco behind where I work.