JStar🌟
azkelpie.bsky.social
JStar🌟
@azkelpie.bsky.social
Pottery, golf, dogs (& cats), bicycling, sci-fi, craft beer, and Late Neolithic/Early Bronze age art, (Beakerware culture) are my passions. Oh .... I ride a Spyder F3 and play Chinese mahjong; '81 PC Lesotho 🇱🇸🀄 🏜 🐕 🍺 🚲 🛵 ⛈️ ⛳️ 🏺🛸
Sighhhh... It's that time of year again. My tribe DEMANDS mincemeat pies. I have to order the pie filling ONLINE now. The crust recipe requires <ahem> lard or shortning! The fun part is making the criss cross top crust. My Mom's 1950 Betty Crocker cookbook eases me through the whole kerfuffle.
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Drove to ultra, ULTRA conservative, (retiree mecca) Green Valley today to do some banking and spotted this sign.

I can't believe this is still a thing!

Keep drinking the cool aid kids... the sooner you're gone the better for the rest of us!!! #GreenValleyAZ #Tucson #Ivermectin #COVID-19
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ever used Bisque Fix? It has positive reviews from fellow potters.
It's shockingly WHITE, which is OK for me, since this piece will have an undercoat of gloss white. It suggests mixing in mason stain to get a closer match... I'm guessing A LOT of stain! #pottery #ceramics #pottersofbluesky
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I normally would skip over a cheetosface rant, but I knew this one would be good... oh, its more than good, it's spectacular. I especially liked the part about the country of Norway apologizing to the American people!
How about you first, f#ckface?
#nobelprize #fdt
'Can't make this sh*t up!!!
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The #Amaco #KilnIce test is back and I'm happy with the result! I used 5 heavy coats of #SnowDrift on Laguna Specked Buff, fired to ◇5. It's a little more tan/ beige than I expected, but very stable: no runs, no brush strokes, no thin spots! Pin holes may be typical? #pottery #ceramics #potterysky
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm sad to see the #Vuelta end on such a chaotic note. Sad for the riders, the spectators, & the Vuelta sponsors. This conflict has been going on for how many centuries? It has no discernible meaning for bicycle racing in Spain... except to ruin it. Not likely to win many hearts and minds. #cycling
September 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I have a Totem of FAIL with A LOT of my beginners pieces (and some not so beginner 😣)
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
After my 24 hr 'online cooling off period' I have decided to bite the bullet & upgrade the ClayLabs app. I started to document my 1st piece and could only add 1 coat of glaze. That limitation will definitely NOT work for me. I nearly always have more than 1 coat & color of glaze. #pottery #ceramics
September 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The endangered Mexican Long Nose bats are here! They eat their fill of mosquitos (and hummingbird nectar) on my porch every night from mid Aug through late Sept. They seem incredibly acrobatic, flitting in and slurping up the nectar ON THE FLY!! What voracious critters #southernarizona #tucson #bats
September 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh please, oh please, oh please...
Wait 🤔
Hand me that sharpie!
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The coffee bean saga continues...Turns out territory restrictions can be circumvented with an IP spoofer (I chose Canada) and PayPal still just sends it to my home address in Arizona! Its such an unnecessary work around. Is this what 2025 online Xmas shopping/shipping will look like?! #FDT #Tariffs
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
WTF!?! This tariff BS has now hit home. Can't order MUST HAVE coffee beans anymore!!! If you see a mushroom cloud over Southern #Arizona, it's my husband going apoplectic thermo nuclear. #tariffs #coffee #FDT
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My dumb ass! I thought I'd like to have a stamp for my #pottery I saw a YouTube video using "dimensional fabric paint" to build a 3D stamp. So, here it is... but what's wrong with it!?!
DOH!
It's supposed to be REVERSED. 'such a newb sometimes! (would my younger self have known this already?) 😳😖
August 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don't think our garden will make it... it's been unrelenting this summer. Where is our monsoon RAIN?!? #tucson #sonorandesert #heatwave
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My 1st A&C fair was a success! (What a relief) Busy Fri night (hey, its #Tucson in JULY) Sold out of birdhouses by 7:15 am Sat.... even the display. There were distinctly different types of customers, with fairy garden shoppers being VERY FOCUSED on the FG cottages #pottery #ceramics #potterysky
July 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Updating my portfolio photos to include some new handbuilt bird houses and added this one pic, on a whim. Just because the pyrrhuloxia male is staring directly at the camera! Kinda wonder what he's thinking!?! #pottery #ceramics #potterysky #sonorandesert
July 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Its a rare rainy day in the desert southwest, so it's a still life photog day in my "studio."
Yep, the best light in the house is in the bathroom... can't make this sh*t up!
Luminaria (candle lanterns) for an upcoming GARDEN ceramics show. #pottery #ceramics #potterysky #tucson
July 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The deviled egg platter is back from the kiln. I used the drape mold method, and I am VERY satisfied with the result. It will hopefully be a crowd pleaser (filled with deviled eggs!) for tomorrow's 4th picnic. #pottery #ceramics #pottersofbluesky #4thofjuly
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Today is a significant retirement anniversary for me. I once was conversant in obscure computer languages. I wrote my masters with a text editor called RED... it was f*cking TORTURE! I parlayed with data techs that clearly thought they were working in NASA flight control. We were suspicious of mice
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Had to put one of the green candle lanterns in ICU... she was cracking up!! (sorry, couldn't stop myself 🙄) My damp box is really failing in the intense Southern Arizona heat.
Have a great day! #tucson #arizona #pottery #ceramics #pottersofbluesky
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Talk about an EPIC FAIL! Taco Face should have PAID people to attend ...obviously. #trump #nokings #militaryparade #parade #trumpbirthday
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Welp, its now 118° in my backyard. The AC in my studio just conked out... threw an error code I suspect says "I can't keep up with this nonsense!" Hopefully it will restart once it cools down tonight. More of the same predicted for tomorrow, so I guess #pottery production will cease for now. #Tucson
June 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Dudes... Don't poke the bear!!! (You might not like the result)
**Trump threatens to arrest Newsom: “Come after me, arrest me. Let’s just get it over with, tough guy,” Newsom said.
#Newsom #LA #California #LAriots #ICE
June 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
At the height of yesterdays' marathon trimming session, in my delirium, I imagined the pots in my damp box shouting "PICK ME! PICK ME!" every time I opened the box 😵‍💫 ...as if they were sentient, like the dentists' aquarium fauna in #FindingNemo #pottery #ceramics
June 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM