My girl is a cunt but only 'cause she's serving, your girl is a cunt, no like actually on purpose!

Inside of me, there are two wolves

Book Tok is pushing me so many sentient object romances now. Should I be scared? Why do I know so much about the Kyleverse and Tingleverse?
Why am I aware of the Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt series???

Should I....just use this account to post degenerate shit?

Naming babies is so funny. You just sit there and randomly pick a word you like and that's to be a human's name forever? Calling a fresh baby their name is so funny, it just sounds made up.

Sigh tech sis tech sis but I cannot spell. Error codes left and right because I forgot one g. Chai

Why am I waking up sleepy?

Nigeria will not kill me. I've been jumping through hoops for 2 months, trying to set up payment method on Amazon Web Services. Everything declined. Chipper Card just worked, which is the bare minimum man, and I'm jumping around and yelling like I won the lottery.

The way I have been feeling hunger like it's the end of the world in my gut everyday. Damn

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Scotland looks stiff this morning.

Helen Ukpabio's daughter, the literal spawn of Satan, deciding to ruin everybody's day today isn't something I'd have ever thought possible

Sigh, here we go again