The Artist Formerly Known as Craig
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Bald and Proud | Out of fucks and unbothered|Bronx, NY 1966 >>NJ|NY Giants|GenX|married
Paradise Episode 7
****MASSIVE SPOILERS****
****MASSIVE SPOILERS****
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Paradise Episode 7
****MASSIVE SPOILERS****
****MASSIVE SPOILERS****
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Oh yeah, we were like brothers for 20+ years. But I set boundaries that he couldn't respect so we went our separate, unamiable ways.
Have you ever had a friendship breakup?
Sidebar: every time I see clips from this show it makes me wanna move back to LA.
Sidebar: every time I see clips from this show it makes me wanna move back to LA.
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh yeah, we were like brothers for 20+ years. But I set boundaries that he couldn't respect so we went our separate, unamiable ways.
raises my....nevermind
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
raises my....nevermind
Mission Impossible 2
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mission Impossible 2
If she wants to be with a gas station nigga, they can go enjoy themselves being broke.
You lose your girl to a gas station nigga that’s completely on you bro 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If she wants to be with a gas station nigga, they can go enjoy themselves being broke.
Not even close.
The messiest person you know is a man, ain’t it?
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Not even close.
I'm bald! Of course I'm a villain.
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm bald! Of course I'm a villain.
You think dogs actually care?
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You think dogs actually care?
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I don't know who is dumber: The guy emailing from work and knows got dang well I won't be back until after the new year or me for actually checking my email.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't know who is dumber: The guy emailing from work and knows got dang well I won't be back until after the new year or me for actually checking my email.
Chipotle
You have the flip side of this.
What is a fast food restaurant that you'll always go to?
What is a fast food restaurant that you'll always go to?
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Chipotle
BBQ sauce.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
BBQ sauce.
I was that January 1st person in 2025. For some reason I decided to stick with it. Wasn't trying to be Mr Olympia, just trying to be consistent. This year, hit the gym almost 120 times.
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was that January 1st person in 2025. For some reason I decided to stick with it. Wasn't trying to be Mr Olympia, just trying to be consistent. This year, hit the gym almost 120 times.
You always ask for flowers and candy, baby, never knowing I was your chocolate rose.
I'm trapped in love with somebody
that no longer thinks I'm somebody special
that no longer thinks I'm somebody special
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You always ask for flowers and candy, baby, never knowing I was your chocolate rose.
Why is Seth Rollins doing NFL color commentary?
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why is Seth Rollins doing NFL color commentary?
Somebody got me a Snoop Dogg pajama set
a green cartoon character is laying in a bed with his eyes closed
ALT: a green cartoon character is laying in a bed with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Somebody got me a Snoop Dogg pajama set
Twin B has hijacked half of his brothers gifts.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Twin B has hijacked half of his brothers gifts.
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Christmas
My wife was a nanny for years. She fed up of this one boss who accused her of stealing so she left and blocked her calls.
Why did this woman look me up on LinkedIn and called me at my job asking her to come back?
Why did this woman look me up on LinkedIn and called me at my job asking her to come back?
I love that the nannies of NYC are finally speaking up. The stories I've heard include low wages, ridiculous expectations, and constant monitoring. Pretty much summed up here:
"[Helicopter parents] watch their nanny watch their kid...at that point, you might as well just watch your own child."
"[Helicopter parents] watch their nanny watch their kid...at that point, you might as well just watch your own child."
New York City Nannies Have Had It
A new generation of insecure, controlling parents is too much to handle.
www.thecut.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My wife was a nanny for years. She fed up of this one boss who accused her of stealing so she left and blocked her calls.
Why did this woman look me up on LinkedIn and called me at my job asking her to come back?
Why did this woman look me up on LinkedIn and called me at my job asking her to come back?
Hello? Family services? I want to report this weird green looking dude. He seems to have an inappropriate relationship with an eleven year old.
Skeet like you just got robbed by the Grinch
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hello? Family services? I want to report this weird green looking dude. He seems to have an inappropriate relationship with an eleven year old.