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Dean
@azhanti.bsky.social
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Game designer, C++ programmer. Xennial af

Bon vivante, raconteur, enfant terrible; these are just some of the words I can spell the best 2 tries out of 3
He/Him
Discord: deanhsjones
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I heard bsky likes pelfies, well Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
POV shot sitting on a toilet in a cubical; there’s a lone cardboard toilet roll tube in the corner
December 25, 2023 at 2:03 PM
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How is this NOT A Christmas movie?!
Still from Die Hard showing dead terrorist in a Santa hat with “Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho”
December 25, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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How it’s going
Huge mastiff wearing reindeer horns
December 25, 2023 at 12:19 PM
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Xmas day pajamaposting
Me in my pajamas; I’m unshaven and lying on my back wearing dark blue pjs with a crosshatch pattern
December 25, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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A big Like because stovey
December 24, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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Dark grey cat doing a blep
December 24, 2023 at 3:26 PM
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Legally binding skeet in which Tiq guarantees it will fuck a tub of Folgers
December 24, 2023 at 8:33 AM
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Bad news @estrogenempress.gay
Rick and Morty Reddit: “wait, just realized that we went an ENTIRE SESSON without an episode dedicated to invest!! WE DID IT!!”
December 23, 2023 at 10:29 AM
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Yummy Kimmy-snacks
December 21, 2023 at 7:24 AM
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WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
December 19, 2023 at 10:50 PM
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Robbie Williams suffering the infinite delights of the flesh
December 19, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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Basil cuddling up with Pfefferminz because it’s so cold and they’re good catbros
December 18, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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Um.
December 18, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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This is Basil, who’s a giant sleepy floof that loves using my hands and arms as a pillow and licking all my skin off
December 18, 2023 at 4:12 PM
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Single panel from the trans bird cartoon; the panel shows a bird with blue plumage and a pink chest saying ‘What?’ with a somewhat concerned expression
December 18, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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Grumio likes this
December 17, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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Shameless like-bait!
Delightful toe-beans!
December 17, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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Let me tell you about the culinary crime me that is the French Tacos!
Cross-section/bite out of a French Tacos
December 17, 2023 at 1:07 PM
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Anubis comparing the weight of a heart to a feather
December 17, 2023 at 11:17 AM
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Post titled ‘AI created image from the phrase Jesus flipping over the table in the Temple’. Image shows a long-haired man in a robe mid back-flip in the air above a table in a temple’
December 16, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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Anthony Andrews Running Hands meme with ‘Kairi’ photoshopped onto the suit’s breast pocket.
December 16, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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They all come crawling back eventually
December 15, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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Love Sausage from the Boys, an overweight heavily bearded Russian in a Communist themed Lycra outfit with the very prominent outline of a very large penis in his tights. He is saying “And Love Sausage” and the caption reads “Next: 15 inches of Sheer Dynamite”
December 14, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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Scary-faced carousel horses
December 14, 2023 at 7:12 AM
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Much like Israel and Gaza, Andre Braugher was a man of two states; one of them Frank Pemberton, the other Raymond Holt
December 13, 2023 at 7:57 AM