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Azel
@azelzoran.bsky.social
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I post random thoughts and repost stuff I like.
Addicted to Dr. Pepper, art, games, and memes.
Female Byleth is one of the best waifus in Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
Stay hydrated and take breaks to stretch.
(NSFW🔞 and occasionally political reposts)
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I feel like if I was an actor, I'd like to specialize in characters who are paranoid, crazy, on the verge of losing it, violent, etc.

I wonder if me finding that idea appealing is because I usually prefer to keep it cool and be respectful to everyone 🤔

Acting is a form of escapism, after all
Nanashi Mumei from Hololive with an open-mouth smile on her face that could mean anything from smiling at something adorable to yelling expletives at a frustrating situation.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I wonder how many interactions between humans and how many historical events and societal movements have been motivated by this one phenomenon
Someone yelling "Quit having fun!" at a group of people who are having fun, smiling as they play a video game.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Everyone knows the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but has anyone asked why? 🤔
Shirakami Fubuki from Hololive with the hand of the thinking emoji under her chin, making it look like she's deep in thought.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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For those who haven't seen the Checklist before and don't know what I'm talking about, here are some screenshots from WiKirby

When you fully complete one of the three modes' Checklists, it turns gold except for the free spaces you used

I want a fully gold Checklist with no purple interrupting it
An incomplete City Trial checklist with 81 completed goals out of 120. Some squares are green, meaning they gave no reward when achieved. Some squares are red, meaning they did have a reward when achieved. Some squares are light gray, meaning you can read what the goal is but haven't achieved it yet. Some squares are dark gray, meaning you don't know what the goal is. Completing a Checklist goal makes the squares around it turn light gray, so completing the Checklist is a process of completing the easier goals available to you to reveal more of your objectives. A completed Checklist for the Air Ride mode, with all 120 goals cleared. Its squares are almost all gold, except for 5 purple squares that serve as intentionally ugly interruptions to that gold color, since these squares made use of a reward that allows you to mark a goal as cleared for free so you don't have to actually do it. You get 5 of these free spaces for each of the three Checklists over the course of your process of unlocking things, but using them is completely optional. A fully completed Top Ride Checklist with 4 purple squares due to free spaces. 1 free space goes unused in this case, displayed to the left of the Checklist. A fully completed City Trial Checklist, which also has 5 purple squares due to the use of free spaces.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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In the process of cleaning and organizing my room, I found a lot of old controllers, and among them was a Wavebird and two Wavebird receivers :o

Luckily, the buttons and sticks on the Wavebird work just fine, and one of the receivers works, so it's time to feed my Kirby Air Ride nostalgia ⭐
A silver Wavebird controller, the wireless controller for the Gamecube. My Wavebird is gray, though. The North American box art for Kirby Air Ride.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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So, for about 5 seconds, I was magnetizing items, had my damage output turned up, was invincible, had a constant attacking hitbox, and was going ultra fast

It's unfortunate but hilarious that flew this potentially powerful combination straight off a cliff lol
Playing as Susie on a Tank Star, I approach a Panic Spin, an Attack Up, and a Candy item, and am about to pick all of them up due to the magnet effect of the Item Catcher. As I travel a bit further, I'm about to collect another Attack Up and a Rowdy Charge Tank.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I didn't make much use of it and was caught off-guard by how awkward the Tank Star is to use, but this was fun a combo for the short time it lasted :v

I got an Item Catcher and an Attack Up, then, after some fumbling around, I got a Candy, Panic Spin, and a Rowdy Charge Tank at the same time
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The Kirby Air Riders Global Test Ride has lifted my general mood so much

I can't overstate how happy it makes me to play something that makes me feel strong nostalgia while also being such high quality

Also, I'm glad I enjoy Susie's playstyle; I already liked her, but now I think I'll main her :v
The character select screen of Kirby Air Riders with Susie selected. Her description says, "A strong, shiny entrepreneur. Deploys a propeller to take off and float gently through the air." Her special ability is Roboboosters, with a description that says, "Ignite your high-tech boosters and rocket forwards at high speed!" The intro screen when starting a game of City Trial. The character portrait for my chosen character, Susie, is large on the left side. The character portraits for 15 other players fill the rest of the space to the right. A banner at the bottom of the screen says, "City Trial," and also says, "Game Time, 5 minutes." The stats screen when finishing the first part of a game of City Trial. A horizontal bar graph shows how many of each stat-boosting item I've collected. Below the graph, a total is displayed, in this case 40, and a small display of exactly which stat-boosting items I grabbed in what order is shown. The machine I was driving, the Warp Star, is on the right side of the screen, and in the bottom-right corner are stats for the different properties of the vehicle this City Trial session produced, with its top speed, boost stat, offense stat, defense stat, and HP stat. The victory screen when you've won the High Jump stadium game. Susie on her Warp Star is smiling and striking a happy pose with large text that says "1st" next to her, as well as my player name, Tizzy, and the height I reached, 145.27 yards. In this particular situation, there was only one other participant who chose the High Jump, a Kirby player on a Wagon Star named "Wilderness", and they reached a height of 78.75 yards.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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I wonder if Nintendo considers these another species of Thwomp compared to the modern design 🤔

If so, I guess that would mean the green Thwomp locked up in Bowser's castle in Mario Kart 64 is there because it's a rare find on display
Bowser in Mario Kart 64 parked in front of a small brick room closed by metal bars with a laughing green Thwomp behind the bars like a prisoner or an exotic creature.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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There's still more to do when it comes to organizing my room, but it's just down to a few cluttered shelves and finding a place for a few boxes of stuff, whereas previously, a lot of the room was inaccessible and unusable other than the paths to my bed, dresser, and shoes

Feeling proud of myself 👍
Laplus from Hololive with a big open-mouth smile that shows her tiny fangs.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I've officially procrastinated enough on Bluesky that my phone is down to 13% battery

I suppose this is my sign to put the damn phone down and do what I need to do lol

Have a random A Hat in Time screenshot
Hat Kid in A Hat in Time at the center of practically a whirlwind of color. Yellow and orange visual effects shine from behind her as she takes damage from a rainbow-colored beam that surrounds her.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The masculine urge to dress like Kagamine Rin
Vocaloid character Kagamine Rin, who wears a big white bow on her head, a sleeveless white top wjth a black collar and a yellow bow over her chest, black shorts that only go down to the top of her thighs, black arm sleeves that go from her wrists to a little under her elbows, black leggings that go from her knees to the top of her feet, and white shoes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I wonder how many people there are out there who are super awkward or socially anxious, but if you get them in bed, it's the best sex of your life
Ouro Kronii from Hololive with a wide-eyed blushing expression on her face, with text above her that says "Seggs?!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I wonder if I should put a greater emphasis on how much NSFW stuff I repost in my bio 🤔

At the moment, I just say "(Often NSFW🔞)", but does "often NSFW" really prepare people for moments of "oh lord, that's several real-life penises in a row on my timeline" and the other stuff that occurs here?
Shirakami Fubuki from Hololive with the hand of the thinking emoji under her chin, making it look like she's deep in thought.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I've been alternating between working on my room, watching YouTube, and scrolling Bluesky so much that I'm realizing I haven't gotten dinner yet and it's 11:18 PM :o

At least I don't have anything important I need to do tomorrow

I should go feed myself

I also want a shower, but food comes first
Byleth looking up at Rhea with them big ol' eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I suppose it makes a little more sense than "I'm a tuna fish advertising tuna meat"
Charlie the Tuna, a blue tuna fish who's the mascot of StarKist.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I've been procrastinating on taking a shower for roughly two hours now due to being on my phone this whole time, at first being a bit obsessed with a topic on YouTube, then finding myself alternating between doomscrolling and relief from doomscrolling by reposting art

I should take the damn shower
Pyra from the Xenoblade series looking at the viewer with a neutral smile. I'm not sure why I picked this image to represent my mood right now, but it feels accurate somehow. Perhaps I'm simply tired, yet feeling fine, and that's how Pyra seems to feel.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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As someone whose ringtone is Paths That Never Slam, a meme version of Paths That Will Never Cross that mashes it up with the Space Jam theme, this is what my brain sees when spam callers call me:
An edited screenshot of an incoming call notification. The name of the caller is "Slam Risk" and the numbers in the phone number are instead a bunch of basketball emojis.
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I wonder who wrote what would later become the infamous Vaporeon copypasta, and I wonder how they feel about the permanent mark they made in internet history and meme culture
A text post by an anonymous user posted on a forum on Tuesday, December 4th, 2018, at 10:48 PM. The text reads as follows: "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly composed of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3 feet 3 inches tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white."
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Me as I procrastinate on taking a shower and going to bed because I got tempted to scroll Bluesky one more time:
Suisei from Hololive edited next to a Duolingo speech bubble that says, "Please take a shower immediately."
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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A GIF I feel the need to post with no context
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Sigh... I think I'll buy a Nintendo Switch 2

Between surrendering myself to the threat of Nintendo remotely deactivating my system if I look at it the wrong way versus a game that's pretty much everything I want in a new Kirby Air Ride, it feels like Kirby Air Riders is personally worth it to me
Shirakami Fubuki from Hololive with the hand of the thinking emoji under her chin, making it look like she's deep in thought.
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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A one-meme summary of my personal preferences in my bisexuality:
Shadow the Hedgehog in his Super Shadow form sternly glaring at the viewer with the caption, "I don't care. Looks female enough."
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I don't use fidget toys much because my hands typically have a phone or controller in them, but when I do, I prefer one with buttons, switches, simple knobs, etc., or one of those rubber bubble toys that you play with like bubble wrap, but the bubbles are reversible, so you can infinitely "pop" them
An typical "bubble pop sensory toy", as one listing on Amazon calls it. This particular one is a six by six grid of rubber half-spheres, which you press down with your thumbs to invert them, then reset by pushing them from the opposite side. This particular one is also colored like a rainbow, with the six rows being red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM