Zach Campbell (he/him)
@azachoftheclones.bsky.social
Dartmouth '22
Learning to be happy to be here
Learning to be happy to be here
@vicmmic.bsky.social Idk if this counts, but I once drove an hour to go see a big duck.
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@vicmmic.bsky.social Idk if this counts, but I once drove an hour to go see a big duck.
Me asking if Robert Heinleon made up a word for Stranger in a Strange Land: Hey, “grok,” is this real?
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me asking if Robert Heinleon made up a word for Stranger in a Strange Land: Hey, “grok,” is this real?
When I hear the phrase “cooking the books,” I imagine them in a pot. But why? Why does it feel weirder to imagine books in the oven?
October 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When I hear the phrase “cooking the books,” I imagine them in a pot. But why? Why does it feel weirder to imagine books in the oven?
I just wish I had the confidence of eight-year-old me looking at the wipeout big balls.
October 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just wish I had the confidence of eight-year-old me looking at the wipeout big balls.
The wikipedia page for the Atlanta Olympics contains possibly the most American pair of sentences ever.
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The wikipedia page for the Atlanta Olympics contains possibly the most American pair of sentences ever.
Clicking on the Google doodle automatically puts you in ai mode now and I think I’d rather throw up.
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Clicking on the Google doodle automatically puts you in ai mode now and I think I’d rather throw up.
The only thing I can think about with the new @gamechangershow.bsky.social ep is that there’s a custom Dropout pinball machine and I want it so bad.
August 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The only thing I can think about with the new @gamechangershow.bsky.social ep is that there’s a custom Dropout pinball machine and I want it so bad.
The MOMA is making a grave mistake by not having this up. Truly art for our time.
August 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The MOMA is making a grave mistake by not having this up. Truly art for our time.
Thinking about how blind people don’t know how cute their dogs are.
July 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Thinking about how blind people don’t know how cute their dogs are.
Every day I am upset that boxer crabs were named before cheerleaders were a thing.
July 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Every day I am upset that boxer crabs were named before cheerleaders were a thing.
When the Mets are on a cold streak but it’s the subway series:
a cartoon character is standing on top of a rock with his foot on it
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on top of a rock with his foot on it
media.tenor.com
July 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When the Mets are on a cold streak but it’s the subway series: