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I'm only gay because my mom let me order raspberry lemonade from Olive Garden as a child
Happy Bradford Pear Season to all the sadist landscapers out there
April 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ew... that's it, that's the post
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The funniest thing Melania could do is divorce Trump during this term... or cuck him with Elon in the White House. Dealer's choice
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Does anyone else remember when boxed soup used to have a 'flavor egg' of fat you'd add to your broth? I miss them 🍜🍽
January 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend trying spruce tip jelly. It's sweet and bright, great on toast 🍽 🍜
January 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The pizza delivery person just gave me the box and said, "Oh, just a large tonight?"

Ma'am, I will kill myself. Don't do me like this 😭
January 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Heating element is going out in my oven so I'm just adding more and more time to the timer hoping this pizza turns out 🍕😭 #cooking #happy2025
January 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Tried my hand at punch needle embroidery today. I think it turned out well for a first attempt! 🧶🖼🌵
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 1:49 AM
visited the family today and captured this pic of the #cats fully displaying their personalities

mr. no thoughts and ms. sass
December 29, 2024 at 5:30 AM
why does this plush look like #sonic mpreg and why is it low in stock? 😭
December 27, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Have you ever considered, for even a second, being more puss?
December 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM
say it louder for the people in the back!
Drag queens aren’t turning kids gay, it’s them
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
🧶Crochet pattern request🧶

Does anyone have a simple-ish halloween style mummy pattern they'd recommend (US preferably)? My coworker is in love with mummies and I wanted to whip one up for her before the year's end.
December 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Holiday reminder, not all sweaters are actually ugly on purpose...
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Question for people who watch the other lane's light and start inching forward when it turns yellow:

Do you have a tailor take in the front of your underwear or do you just leave it baggy?
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I got the hobbii and woobles advent calendars this year. I've only done woobles before, so wish me luck! 🧶
December 3, 2024 at 3:32 AM
You get scared looking into the abyss

Meanwhile, the abyss and I have a psychosexual relationship

We are not the same
a white cat with a wig on its head is sitting on a floor .
ALT: a white cat with a wig on its head is sitting on a floor .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Algorithm check:

🧶 Crochet and yarn arts
🎮 Medieval Dynasty
🎮 Baldur's Gate 3
🍽 Cooking, food & recipes
🗣 Languages
🎲 Board games
🗡 DND

#promosky
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
What are you connected to in Russia when your VPN goes down?
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The inter-nyet
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Finally got the haircut I've been putting off, now I feel like I deserve a sweet treat
a monkey is getting its hair cut by a barber in a barber shop .
Alt: a monkey is getting its hair cut by a barber in a barber shop .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I'm only gay because my mom let me order raspberry lemonade from Olive Garden as a child
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
me, since the algorithm won't stop putting thirst traps in my searches for cooking and food

#algorithm #cooking #gay
November 17, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Don't know who Al is, but I guess they want to know my likes

🎮 Baldur's Gate 3, TLOU, Medieval Dynasty

🍽 Cooking and recipes

🧶 Crochet and yarn

🖼 Drawing, digital art, etc.

🖥 Anime and reality tv
November 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM