And You Thought It Was Safe(?)
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A writer of fiction, like yourself...And occasional movie & video game reviews. | https://www.youtube.com/c/Aytiws | Portland, OR, USA, C-53.
The mighty huntress woke us up to make sure we knew she's still got it. "Great, Sylvie," I told her. "I saw a rat four times that size belly crawling out from under the garage door last night, but go off I guess."
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The mighty huntress woke us up to make sure we knew she's still got it. "Great, Sylvie," I told her. "I saw a rat four times that size belly crawling out from under the garage door last night, but go off I guess."
They really fucked up not calling this "Bourne Again."
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They really fucked up not calling this "Bourne Again."
"Metal...Gear...?"
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Metal...Gear...?"
Been playing through Ground Zeros all weekend after grinding through as much of Peace Walker as I could stand. So I was (figuratively) hootin' and hollerin' when I realized we were headed straight for a no-shit Metal Gear final boss fight.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Been playing through Ground Zeros all weekend after grinding through as much of Peace Walker as I could stand. So I was (figuratively) hootin' and hollerin' when I realized we were headed straight for a no-shit Metal Gear final boss fight.
Watching Mask of Zorro and thinking about that line in All the Pretty Horses: “...a deep conviction that nothing can be proven except that it be made to bleed. Virgins, bulls, men. Ultimately God himself.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Watching Mask of Zorro and thinking about that line in All the Pretty Horses: “...a deep conviction that nothing can be proven except that it be made to bleed. Virgins, bulls, men. Ultimately God himself.”
It's Wednesday so my brain is mush and tonight's movie is 1940s Mark of Zorro. This Tyrone Power kid's a pretty good actor. You can see the switch flip in his head when he decides to be the biggest fop who ever fopped out of Fop Town. Dude's probably going places.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's Wednesday so my brain is mush and tonight's movie is 1940s Mark of Zorro. This Tyrone Power kid's a pretty good actor. You can see the switch flip in his head when he decides to be the biggest fop who ever fopped out of Fop Town. Dude's probably going places.
Happy Halloween from this trash goblin, who spent the day like this:
November 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy Halloween from this trash goblin, who spent the day like this:
My electric company (as they send me a bill for $100): "Help fight energy vampires this fall!" Yeah, man. All for vampire fighting. Picture unrelated.
October 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My electric company (as they send me a bill for $100): "Help fight energy vampires this fall!" Yeah, man. All for vampire fighting. Picture unrelated.
Communism with American Characteristics: an empty brand signifier that does nothing but look good on TV.
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Communism with American Characteristics: an empty brand signifier that does nothing but look good on TV.
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"ran for Congress to try & prevent this future one time..."
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"ran for Congress to try & prevent this future one time..."
What's it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What's it like inside your head?
That feeling when your boyfriend's dead and the only people you can team up with to investigate his death-by-cursed-videotape are his ex-wife and her coworker.
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
That feeling when your boyfriend's dead and the only people you can team up with to investigate his death-by-cursed-videotape are his ex-wife and her coworker.
White House now the #2 most blocked account on here. Great jobs, everyone. Don't know whether to tell you to keep it up & make JD mad, or let it slide, because him being number 1 would wound Trump's narcissism.
October 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
White House now the #2 most blocked account on here. Great jobs, everyone. Don't know whether to tell you to keep it up & make JD mad, or let it slide, because him being number 1 would wound Trump's narcissism.
Damn, I'm not even on that one. But I suppose I've been slacking. This one's my personal favorite because it's like my own depressive self-loathing wrote it:
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Damn, I'm not even on that one. But I suppose I've been slacking. This one's my personal favorite because it's like my own depressive self-loathing wrote it:
Ahhh...much better. Replies are just the usual #Resistance grifters anyway. Not worth it. I'm anti-fascist & they're anti-funny.
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ahhh...much better. Replies are just the usual #Resistance grifters anyway. Not worth it. I'm anti-fascist & they're anti-funny.
"Senior fellow, Brookings and PIIE."
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Senior fellow, Brookings and PIIE."
Like, "Hannibal Lecter: First Eurotrash Weeb" is a vaguely amusing idea. Not enough to carry a movie, but it got a chuckle.
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Like, "Hannibal Lecter: First Eurotrash Weeb" is a vaguely amusing idea. Not enough to carry a movie, but it got a chuckle.
By 2007 I was twenty-four, working a dead-end job and rolling my eyes through this book on my lunch breaks. Its attempts to recapture that Romanticism only pissed me off in a world that had moved so far on and my Romantic notions had already turned into a pot full of dry bones and dry leaves.
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
By 2007 I was twenty-four, working a dead-end job and rolling my eyes through this book on my lunch breaks. Its attempts to recapture that Romanticism only pissed me off in a world that had moved so far on and my Romantic notions had already turned into a pot full of dry bones and dry leaves.
Finally got around to Hannibal Rising and fellas, get you a hot aunt who'll help you cover up your first few, sloppy murders - your College Years murders - and even commit one herself out of solidarity.
October 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Finally got around to Hannibal Rising and fellas, get you a hot aunt who'll help you cover up your first few, sloppy murders - your College Years murders - and even commit one herself out of solidarity.
Better late than never.
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October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Better late than never.
#LetterboxdFriday #LetterboxdSundayWhat? #FilmSky #LastFourWatched #Halloween #SpookySeason #31DaysOfHorror #HorrorMovies #ScaryMovies
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What’s your sign?
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What’s your sign?
When the outside water bowl is less than full.
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When the outside water bowl is less than full.