Adam OM
@ayohem.bsky.social
He/Him - Liberal Millennial Lawyer.
Last holdout in my demographic without a podcast (If you ignore my regular shouts into the void)
Cubs / Bears / Illini fan, so nothing you say can hurt me.
Last holdout in my demographic without a podcast (If you ignore my regular shouts into the void)
Cubs / Bears / Illini fan, so nothing you say can hurt me.
Unlike Zangief, she is both a bad person and a *bad* person
a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest
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November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Unlike Zangief, she is both a bad person and a *bad* person
I was once told I lived in Loserville with a population of 1, which implies I was also the mayor. Even facing that level of mayoral incompetence I didn't move.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was once told I lived in Loserville with a population of 1, which implies I was also the mayor. Even facing that level of mayoral incompetence I didn't move.
I tried suggesting my dog fly commercial instead of private, and he laughed me out of the room. Now I'm eating out of his bowl and he has claimed my room as his own.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I tried suggesting my dog fly commercial instead of private, and he laughed me out of the room. Now I'm eating out of his bowl and he has claimed my room as his own.
I'd compromise only for the artist formerly known as Prince
June 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'd compromise only for the artist formerly known as Prince
Punks not dead, but it does get a lil' tummy ache when it has too much dairy
June 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Punks not dead, but it does get a lil' tummy ache when it has too much dairy
I did an experiment one day and asked people what the max danger threshold is where they'd still visit Jurassic Park. Honestly, if someone said I could go to real life Jurassic Park I'd do it in a heartbeat so long as the risk of dinosaurs breaking out was less than ~35%.
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I did an experiment one day and asked people what the max danger threshold is where they'd still visit Jurassic Park. Honestly, if someone said I could go to real life Jurassic Park I'd do it in a heartbeat so long as the risk of dinosaurs breaking out was less than ~35%.
I don't think that's the type of flour Seal implored me to kiss
May 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don't think that's the type of flour Seal implored me to kiss
He's a triple-threat: shitty stroke game, shitty at car design, and shitty person
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He's a triple-threat: shitty stroke game, shitty at car design, and shitty person
He's targeting the voting bloc of Posh Spice's father
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May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He's targeting the voting bloc of Posh Spice's father
Idk but it's definitely something unhinged
April 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Idk but it's definitely something unhinged
I'm getting arrested for defaulting on loans. I'll happily take prison over what Tom Nook is gonna do to me otherwise
April 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm getting arrested for defaulting on loans. I'll happily take prison over what Tom Nook is gonna do to me otherwise
For the love of God can someone get him a "punctuation for dummies" book
April 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
For the love of God can someone get him a "punctuation for dummies" book
I'm firmly in the "it's a mix of
'disingenuous' and 'callous'" camp
'disingenuous' and 'callous'" camp
April 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm firmly in the "it's a mix of
'disingenuous' and 'callous'" camp
'disingenuous' and 'callous'" camp
Oh no. What about the manatees
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh no. What about the manatees
Every movie is an Easter movie if you're prone to hallucinating giant bunnies
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every movie is an Easter movie if you're prone to hallucinating giant bunnies
It's in honor of Hot Cross Buns
April 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It's in honor of Hot Cross Buns