Anísh
@aykrishnan.bsky.social
I wear many hats and they're all fashionable.
Is that Zohran Mamdani in #TheOuterWorlds2
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Is that Zohran Mamdani in #TheOuterWorlds2
Just swiped left on a woman because she misspelled Colombia as "Columbia"
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just swiped left on a woman because she misspelled Colombia as "Columbia"
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Stephen Miller told ICE they had “federal immunity” from any crimes they commit. That is not true. But from the uptick in gratuitous violence against anyone who questions them since Miller’s claim it is obvious ICE believed his lie. ICE agents can and will be prosecuted for their crimes #ProudBlue
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stephen Miller told ICE they had “federal immunity” from any crimes they commit. That is not true. But from the uptick in gratuitous violence against anyone who questions them since Miller’s claim it is obvious ICE believed his lie. ICE agents can and will be prosecuted for their crimes #ProudBlue
You: Obsessive, hyperfocused, socially awkward, addicted to Tylenol
Me: Confident, airheaded, life of the party, always on ibuprofen
Me: Confident, airheaded, life of the party, always on ibuprofen
September 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You: Obsessive, hyperfocused, socially awkward, addicted to Tylenol
Me: Confident, airheaded, life of the party, always on ibuprofen
Me: Confident, airheaded, life of the party, always on ibuprofen
Congratulations to @microsoft.com Authenticator for forcing me to authenticate with Authenticator in order to use Authenticator. Just brilliant design.
September 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Congratulations to @microsoft.com Authenticator for forcing me to authenticate with Authenticator in order to use Authenticator. Just brilliant design.
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I don’t mourn Charlie Kirk much, though I do feel empathy for those who cared for him. But I am grievously concerned for what is going to happen to this country next, because political violence never rests easy on the marginalized.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don’t mourn Charlie Kirk much, though I do feel empathy for those who cared for him. But I am grievously concerned for what is going to happen to this country next, because political violence never rests easy on the marginalized.
I don't know how I feel about the fact that Trump's letter to Epstein reads like a Rupi Kaur poem.
September 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don't know how I feel about the fact that Trump's letter to Epstein reads like a Rupi Kaur poem.
"Happy" by Pharrell is a great song if you're in a good mood and the absolute worst song if you aren't
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Happy" by Pharrell is a great song if you're in a good mood and the absolute worst song if you aren't
Found myself holding coconut water and lip balm like alcohol and a cigarette and I think the picture describes me fairly well
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Found myself holding coconut water and lip balm like alcohol and a cigarette and I think the picture describes me fairly well
If you're over 6'2" then your pronouns are automatically fee/fi/fo/fum. I'm sorry; I don't make the rules
August 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If you're over 6'2" then your pronouns are automatically fee/fi/fo/fum. I'm sorry; I don't make the rules
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August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The Exorcist, but instead of Pazuzu it's Labubu
August 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Exorcist, but instead of Pazuzu it's Labubu
When you unmute for 5 seconds during a two-hour meeting to say "I agree with that" so you can put the whole project effort on your resume:
July 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
When you unmute for 5 seconds during a two-hour meeting to say "I agree with that" so you can put the whole project effort on your resume:
BREAKING: Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron's estranged wife Megan Kerrigan spotted with Pete Davidson
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
BREAKING: Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron's estranged wife Megan Kerrigan spotted with Pete Davidson
Imagine being at a Coldplay concert and somehow doing something even more embarrassing than enjoying Coldplay's music
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Imagine being at a Coldplay concert and somehow doing something even more embarrassing than enjoying Coldplay's music
Going to tell my kids this was Labubu
July 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Going to tell my kids this was Labubu
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but I occasionally confuse "Mad Max" with "Magic Mike"
June 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't know if anyone else has this problem but I occasionally confuse "Mad Max" with "Magic Mike"
You've honked your last shoo
June 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You've honked your last shoo
"I supported Trump but I didn't vote for this!"
You voted for a capricious, dishonest, insecure bully convicted of fraud who tore up the Iran deal and constantly saber rattled with anyone who ever dared disagree with him. Sorry, but this is *exactly* what you voted for.
You voted for a capricious, dishonest, insecure bully convicted of fraud who tore up the Iran deal and constantly saber rattled with anyone who ever dared disagree with him. Sorry, but this is *exactly* what you voted for.
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"I supported Trump but I didn't vote for this!"
You voted for a capricious, dishonest, insecure bully convicted of fraud who tore up the Iran deal and constantly saber rattled with anyone who ever dared disagree with him. Sorry, but this is *exactly* what you voted for.
You voted for a capricious, dishonest, insecure bully convicted of fraud who tore up the Iran deal and constantly saber rattled with anyone who ever dared disagree with him. Sorry, but this is *exactly* what you voted for.
Pedro Pascal looks like he wasn't even supposed to be in the original movie and they added him at the last minute because he has to be in everything now
June 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pedro Pascal looks like he wasn't even supposed to be in the original movie and they added him at the last minute because he has to be in everything now
Is this the part when Trump sends Biden the "wyd?" text
June 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Is this the part when Trump sends Biden the "wyd?" text