AYelpInTheDark
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AYelpInTheDark
@ayelpinthedark.bsky.social
I’m an artist and I use real paint on real wood to make toys. No AI. Also news from Sector 38 (your dystopian home away from fresh air).
Shadow Cast
YouTube video by A Yelp in the Dark
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December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Flaming Heck UDT
YouTube video by A Yelp in the Dark
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December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you use AI to create art, you aren’t an “artist”. You’re the person standing at the artist’s shoulder, telling them what you want to see.
You’re the CLIENT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Question: why do artists paint bowls of fruit?
Answer: to teach themselves to see what’s real. We KNOW an apple is round, red, and generally has a stem. But if you actually look at real apple, you will see different pigmentation, texture, an irregular shape, and how light interacts with both.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We get angry at people for being “passive aggressive”… except Gandhi. We call him a hero and put him in history books.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Jawa Squad
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December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fine! I’ll say something controversial just for clicks!

I actually liked “Hudson Hawk”. I saw it in the theaters three times.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I get furries. The world has us believing our own skins are worthless. You may as well wear someone else’s.
This idea could have been so much worse.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s not too late to replace Elf-on-a-shelf with a GIJoe-on-a-HoHoHo.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
C3PO and R2D2
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November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just go ahead and block any company with “Patriot” in the title. They just want your money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The last Indiana Jones movie should have been him and his new student trying to steal the fertility idol from an ex-nazi hiding in Argentina.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Just a reminder about our founding fathers - Washington demanded the return of slaves that escaped into Canada after the Revolution. He also welched on the deal to pay back France. He was not a great man.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Luke and Leia
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November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
MMORPG Developers - “Our game has the most competitive and brutal PVP of any mmo!”

Also MMORPG Developers - “Why aren’t players making friends and building communities?”
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It seems to me the greater our technology becomes, the more our lives become interconnected, the less our society can afford “cruelty“.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I miss my toys. I can’t afford to collect them, or to repair piles of broken dreams. I guess I will make my own.

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I Miss My Toys - Chewbacca and Han
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November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Today’s peg people.

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Advanced Mini Painting - Humans
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November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
America has been sick for a long time. It needs drastic change to survive. I think the Illuminati made Trunk president to make things really bad, so people will accept Democratic Socialism. And they appear to be right.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
New video!
How to paint a Desert terrain game board.

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DIY Dungeon - Desert UDT
YouTube video by A Yelp in the Dark
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November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dine on “thoughts and prayers”. If God loves you, you won’t go hungry. If He doesn’t love you, it’s your fault.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What do you get when you cross a mimic with a shrub? An Am-Bush!

Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
YouTube video by A Yelp in the Dark
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October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump brand vodka is launching! And despite its brown color, he promises it isn’t sewage!
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump says he’s only cutting dem programs. So if your family is experiencing hardship due to these cuts… that’s what dems were doing for you.
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Remember all those silly movies about ai falling in love, going crazy, and killing people? We’ve seen ai do everything but fall in love. But we have dating sims. So…….
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM