AYelpInTheDark
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I’m an artist and I use real paint on real wood to make toys. No AI. Also news from Sector 38 (your dystopian home away from fresh air).
Shadow Cast
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Shadow Cast
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December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Shadow Cast
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If you use AI to create art, you aren’t an “artist”. You’re the person standing at the artist’s shoulder, telling them what you want to see.
You’re the CLIENT.
You’re the CLIENT.
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If you use AI to create art, you aren’t an “artist”. You’re the person standing at the artist’s shoulder, telling them what you want to see.
You’re the CLIENT.
You’re the CLIENT.
Question: why do artists paint bowls of fruit?
Answer: to teach themselves to see what’s real. We KNOW an apple is round, red, and generally has a stem. But if you actually look at real apple, you will see different pigmentation, texture, an irregular shape, and how light interacts with both.
Answer: to teach themselves to see what’s real. We KNOW an apple is round, red, and generally has a stem. But if you actually look at real apple, you will see different pigmentation, texture, an irregular shape, and how light interacts with both.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Question: why do artists paint bowls of fruit?
Answer: to teach themselves to see what’s real. We KNOW an apple is round, red, and generally has a stem. But if you actually look at real apple, you will see different pigmentation, texture, an irregular shape, and how light interacts with both.
Answer: to teach themselves to see what’s real. We KNOW an apple is round, red, and generally has a stem. But if you actually look at real apple, you will see different pigmentation, texture, an irregular shape, and how light interacts with both.
We get angry at people for being “passive aggressive”… except Gandhi. We call him a hero and put him in history books.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We get angry at people for being “passive aggressive”… except Gandhi. We call him a hero and put him in history books.
Jawa Squad
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Jawa Squad
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December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jawa Squad
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Fine! I’ll say something controversial just for clicks!
I actually liked “Hudson Hawk”. I saw it in the theaters three times.
I actually liked “Hudson Hawk”. I saw it in the theaters three times.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Fine! I’ll say something controversial just for clicks!
I actually liked “Hudson Hawk”. I saw it in the theaters three times.
I actually liked “Hudson Hawk”. I saw it in the theaters three times.
I get furries. The world has us believing our own skins are worthless. You may as well wear someone else’s.
This idea could have been so much worse.
This idea could have been so much worse.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I get furries. The world has us believing our own skins are worthless. You may as well wear someone else’s.
This idea could have been so much worse.
This idea could have been so much worse.
It’s not too late to replace Elf-on-a-shelf with a GIJoe-on-a-HoHoHo.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s not too late to replace Elf-on-a-shelf with a GIJoe-on-a-HoHoHo.
Just go ahead and block any company with “Patriot” in the title. They just want your money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just go ahead and block any company with “Patriot” in the title. They just want your money.
The last Indiana Jones movie should have been him and his new student trying to steal the fertility idol from an ex-nazi hiding in Argentina.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The last Indiana Jones movie should have been him and his new student trying to steal the fertility idol from an ex-nazi hiding in Argentina.
Just a reminder about our founding fathers - Washington demanded the return of slaves that escaped into Canada after the Revolution. He also welched on the deal to pay back France. He was not a great man.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just a reminder about our founding fathers - Washington demanded the return of slaves that escaped into Canada after the Revolution. He also welched on the deal to pay back France. He was not a great man.
Luke and Leia
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Luke and Leia
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November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Luke and Leia
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MMORPG Developers - “Our game has the most competitive and brutal PVP of any mmo!”
Also MMORPG Developers - “Why aren’t players making friends and building communities?”
Also MMORPG Developers - “Why aren’t players making friends and building communities?”
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
MMORPG Developers - “Our game has the most competitive and brutal PVP of any mmo!”
Also MMORPG Developers - “Why aren’t players making friends and building communities?”
Also MMORPG Developers - “Why aren’t players making friends and building communities?”
It seems to me the greater our technology becomes, the more our lives become interconnected, the less our society can afford “cruelty“.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It seems to me the greater our technology becomes, the more our lives become interconnected, the less our society can afford “cruelty“.
I miss my toys. I can’t afford to collect them, or to repair piles of broken dreams. I guess I will make my own.
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I Miss My Toys - Chewbacca and Han
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November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I miss my toys. I can’t afford to collect them, or to repair piles of broken dreams. I guess I will make my own.
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Advanced Mini Painting - Humans
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November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
America has been sick for a long time. It needs drastic change to survive. I think the Illuminati made Trunk president to make things really bad, so people will accept Democratic Socialism. And they appear to be right.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
America has been sick for a long time. It needs drastic change to survive. I think the Illuminati made Trunk president to make things really bad, so people will accept Democratic Socialism. And they appear to be right.
Dine on “thoughts and prayers”. If God loves you, you won’t go hungry. If He doesn’t love you, it’s your fault.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dine on “thoughts and prayers”. If God loves you, you won’t go hungry. If He doesn’t love you, it’s your fault.
What do you get when you cross a mimic with a shrub? An Am-Bush!
Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What do you get when you cross a mimic with a shrub? An Am-Bush!
Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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Advanced Mini Painting Ambushes II
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Trump brand vodka is launching! And despite its brown color, he promises it isn’t sewage!
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump brand vodka is launching! And despite its brown color, he promises it isn’t sewage!
Trump says he’s only cutting dem programs. So if your family is experiencing hardship due to these cuts… that’s what dems were doing for you.
October 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Trump says he’s only cutting dem programs. So if your family is experiencing hardship due to these cuts… that’s what dems were doing for you.
Remember all those silly movies about ai falling in love, going crazy, and killing people? We’ve seen ai do everything but fall in love. But we have dating sims. So…….
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Remember all those silly movies about ai falling in love, going crazy, and killing people? We’ve seen ai do everything but fall in love. But we have dating sims. So…….