People that drink black coffee are mature.

People that choose to drink black coffee over anything else are annoying

You know what I mean

Into the record books of very horny lines in a song; "Boy, I wanna taste you, I wanna skin you with my tongue".

Shout out to MEG MYERS - Desire

These parents who are dissuading their kids from pursuing even a certificate from CNM can take a long walk off the tram.

Your kid has a free ride scholarship, they have the drive, they want to do something with their life, just because you grew up miserable doesn't mean they have to.

😡😤🫩

Someone outside of the Southwest believing in Aliens feels like appropriatio

Like I know life being out there in some form is a for sure, but get your grubby mitts off my short, green kings.

2 weeks away from being the oldest I've ever been.

I wonder if there's an old person leaderboard 👴

Wait, 4 minutes by Madonna is only 3:09 minutes long.

The level of sham for the late 2000s is Ludacris

My mental illness is hearing a YouTube ad sample a recession pop song, thinking it's Justin Timberlake, search, not finding it, going to a recession pop playlist, and going through each song until finding it. 20 minutes pass

I was fucking right, it was 4 minutes - Madonna ft Timberlake n Timberland

I think music exists like a mountain range over time. Every 20 years it peaks, then falls down, until another peak 20ish years later. Outkast's Hey Ya! In 2003, then 2023, Chappel Roan's The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess album.

Can't wait for another banger in 2043 💀

A slime monster would be an awesome pet.
- Green alternative garbage disposal
- Squishy
- RGB

Schools should just ditch the word bullying and call it what it is; harassment, assault, and battery.

Yeah bullying is a catch-all term, but it feels pathetic and disingenuous for how much it traumatizes victims at their most impressionable.

An hour for two drain techs to clear a clogged drain.

No way I'd clear that mf on my own in my boxers and a hand crank snake 🐍

Sometimes I wish the NASDAQ would just start to plummet and not stop. Bad long term for sure, but it'd be quite the spectacle and would shake things up maybe a little.

Maybe then my burritos would go back to being $5

Since Pee-lon squandered the branding, bluesky should rename posts to tweets, and retroactively make every mention of "tweets" as having originating from here.