it's moments like these that really makes you feel bad for every writer at The Onion right now
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
it's moments like these that really makes you feel bad for every writer at The Onion right now
the monkey's paw curls
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the monkey's paw curls
love when TSA rummages through literal dirty laundry looking for "something" just to hand it back with no explanation
a great reminder that train's are the gold standard of travel
a great reminder that train's are the gold standard of travel
February 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
love when TSA rummages through literal dirty laundry looking for "something" just to hand it back with no explanation
a great reminder that train's are the gold standard of travel
a great reminder that train's are the gold standard of travel
I keep warning you all, they're coming after my people!
February 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I keep warning you all, they're coming after my people!
one look at this photo and you know punxsutawney phil runs his own shadow government
i'm just praying at this point for a groundhog revolution
i'm just praying at this point for a groundhog revolution
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
one look at this photo and you know punxsutawney phil runs his own shadow government
i'm just praying at this point for a groundhog revolution
i'm just praying at this point for a groundhog revolution
Also I bought the blue lights so uh... This is happening
December 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Also I bought the blue lights so uh... This is happening
You'll never believe who was gunking up my furnace and preventing my heater from working
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
You'll never believe who was gunking up my furnace and preventing my heater from working
I was literally waiting for one of you two to make the connection!
I didn't buy it with that intention but it is weirdly similar
I didn't buy it with that intention but it is weirdly similar
November 20, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I was literally waiting for one of you two to make the connection!
I didn't buy it with that intention but it is weirdly similar
I didn't buy it with that intention but it is weirdly similar
Y'all like zippers?
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Y'all like zippers?
This DxO One is certifiably rad, I'm going to be a photography ghoul as soon as I can find a neck strap for it
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
This DxO One is certifiably rad, I'm going to be a photography ghoul as soon as I can find a neck strap for it
Went to see Across the Spiderverse in concert and the scene with Miles and his mom made me cry. My emotions are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for CINEMA
November 18, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Went to see Across the Spiderverse in concert and the scene with Miles and his mom made me cry. My emotions are reserved EXCLUSIVELY for CINEMA
Lunch is looking good for me today
November 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Lunch is looking good for me today
Sammy Rae literally almost blew the roof off at Kingston last night, that venue could not contain the sound. That band is magic, man.
November 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Sammy Rae literally almost blew the roof off at Kingston last night, that venue could not contain the sound. That band is magic, man.
@bugsnax.bsky.social @monkeydstupey.bsky.social don't be afraid of it, this is my victory, my visage
November 10, 2024 at 11:10 AM
@bugsnax.bsky.social @monkeydstupey.bsky.social don't be afraid of it, this is my victory, my visage
Toad pulled out a victory in the end! just goes to show that a good guy with a diaper always wins ✊
November 10, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Toad pulled out a victory in the end! just goes to show that a good guy with a diaper always wins ✊
They made me censor the ass
November 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
They made me censor the ass
a new bombshell has entered the villa (AKA a cat finally stumbled into our outdoor cat shelter!!)
November 1, 2024 at 7:14 AM
a new bombshell has entered the villa (AKA a cat finally stumbled into our outdoor cat shelter!!)
If someone could invite me to a halloween party tonight so I can dress up as The Trash Man™, that would be perfect actually
October 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
If someone could invite me to a halloween party tonight so I can dress up as The Trash Man™, that would be perfect actually
Me personally? I would rather be hanging out with Cinnamon the cow instead of doing my job
October 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Me personally? I would rather be hanging out with Cinnamon the cow instead of doing my job