Me just trying to be a lil pubby while the world tries to make me gay and transgender 😔

Biscotti are just dog treats for people

Me getting that delicious grimace shake straight from the tap

Thought I looked hot as hell at the pride event I went to Saturday.

An older bear and I bonded over our love of love handles, and I got tongued by an enby who looked like an even faggier Dracula. Serenity.

Days like this make me wish I was in antiquity, getting my ass blasted in once sacred lands that stand as Kmarts today. As is the glory of time.

Any one ever wonder if Neil Gaimen is a Neil Gay man? I do. Every day in fact. I never stop wondering, because I… think different (autistic).

Damn blue sky, more like spread my blue butt cheeks. Am I right gamers?