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Axtuse
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Thou are I, and I am thou.
OK but what about THICC blood?
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
My face when the Doordasher drives past my home and doesn’t stop.
December 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You’ll never know where it comes from.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
HOLD IT! You did a great job. Good luck.
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Mommy Magnitudes
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Get juggled, idiot.
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Piss 2
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Terra gonna get grabbed like X did by Vile at the beginning of MMX1
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sir, this is the Library of Congress, which is closed because it’s 3am.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Take a good, hard look at it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Now we REALLY need to see that list of sponsors.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
LeMAO
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Looks like super glue will be beat outta this dead horse.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It sounded like the intellectual equivalent of walking through deep mud.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is not an edit LMAO youtu.be/FWSM8pDKYkU?...
NYC Mayoral Debate Cold Open - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
AINT NO FUCKIN WAY
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It’s the Maverick Shutdown
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
You gotta play all the mobile games for this to make sense.
October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I rose, but now ground.
September 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You did it. O P E N T H E G A T E
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM