axolotlunicorn.bsky.social
@axolotlunicorn.bsky.social
Just do me a favor and ignore the typos and autocorrect nonsense, please and thank you.
Your mother's work is a sensible priority. Now I'm left wondering whose work we've lost through the acts of those who don't value humanity.
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
There's no way I'm going back into the job market. It's entirely broken.
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He's an amazing lovely human. I've known him and his family for a very long time.
October 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Got my flu and COVID on Friday. Should be good for the season in just under two weeks.
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy birthday Gus!!
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Record player.
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Only if you're delusional, senile, tacky, crass, and uncouth to the extreme.
October 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Knew that was coming so I deleted my account a while back. The censorship and propaganda are only going to get more pervasive.
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I met the group of people I've been friends with for more than 15 years on a BBS forum.
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Can this stupid AI bubble pop already?
October 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I genuinely don't know how we're supposed to share a country with people who are both fully existing in a false reality of their own making and are convinced that the rest of us are crazy/evil.
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Hey, you know I think maybe having a bunch of insane, untrained, heavily armed, ignorant, racist thugs running around our streets might be a problem. Maybe we should kinda think about doing something about that?
October 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It absolutely is. The Cols War didn't end when the wall came down, it went deep underground and so much sneakier. The relentless misinformation campaigns from Russian content farms were probably their most successful tactic ever.
October 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When my allergies get in my eyes, two of the best weapons for me are Alaway eyedrops and cold compresses. Hopefully you find something that works for you!
October 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If they disturb a single piece of fur on that puppy, I won't be held responsible for my actions.
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'll believe that when I see it. They all just parrot whatever insane, asinine nonsense they're told to believe.
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If there was any real justice in the universe he'd spontaneously combust.
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Surely they're basically body temperature.
October 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Disagree. I can't have my cats being recognized as fully independent, their demands are irrational and in neither of our best interests.
October 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
As Bush Jr. said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

In other words, I'm not getting my hopes up until there's an actual announcement.
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Damned liberals. (/s for those who can't tell)
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It could be when it's pointed straight down the lens of a photojournalist.
October 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gerald Ford certainly will never be as loathed as this guy.
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I'm rooting for the stairs.
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM