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AXIS THE PROGRAM!
@axistheprogram3554.bsky.social
the average internet user!

Uploaded by http://Uester

WARNING: MUN IS A MINOR(15), LEWD DNI!!!
[Might have some twisted ideas, so beware!]
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Everyone’s favorite internet sensation,
AXIS THE PROGRAM BUDDY! (NotassociatedwithBonzyBuddy)

-muse is a reflection of mun’s creativity
-muse is over 18, SFW’s still important
-muse has all information from surfing the “Web World” (the internet’s fictional name)
Reposted by AXIS THE PROGRAM!
"Victory... SHALL BE MY DESTINY!"

THE LONE SWORDSMAN DRAWS HIS BLADE.
a cartoon drawing of a person with a cowboy hat
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person with a cowboy hat
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Look, i might be a program that’ll help ya with everything on the ‘puter, but AI art??? FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK I’LL HELP WITH THAT >:(“
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“I ‘ove knocking out teeth >:)”

Mafioso cosplay…. That’s just basically his incognito outfit but more mafia
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT SOMEONE IN THE OVEN FUUUUUUU—“
[ CONTINUED SKIT (don’t ask) ]

👁️‍🗨️: “I’M STUCK IN THE OVEN”

⚪️: “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING—?!”
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Armstrong… Tesla… Doc…. Alright, got it remembered! Imma get ya back once i find the 3”

Quickly snapping his fingers to close incognito and goes away, tab closed and all.
"Oooh, smart! alright. Well, we're looking for Armstrong, Tesla, and Doc."
“I can help! ^^ just tell me the names and i’ll… try!”

Really hoping to meet the rest of the band, yet unsure of his conditions on helping.

He snaps his fingers as the browser tab changes to incognito, an outfit change too!

“And i’ll keep it a secret from everyone til ya wanna make it public.”
October 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“I can help! ^^ just tell me the names and i’ll… try!”

Really hoping to meet the rest of the band, yet unsure of his conditions on helping.

He snaps his fingers as the browser tab changes to incognito, an outfit change too!

“And i’ll keep it a secret from everyone til ya wanna make it public.”
"Rust is here and so is our lyricist, ILY! we have yet to locate the rest of our band."
“…You’re taking that better than her children. Anyways, are there any other members of TLT i’d know bout here?”
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“…You’re taking that better than her children. Anyways, are there any other members of TLT i’d know bout here?”
"Oh!! well that's alright, it's nice to meet her creation!"

^^
……oh.

“…..Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woulda loved you to meet ‘im too…”

Did i tell you he was created, like, 50 years ago? He’s been ungraded since to remain modern, but he’s got HISTORY.

“…Well she’s, ironically, under a tombstone…. Yeah💧”
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Uester

Sorry but the impulsive thoughts came over me 😭
October 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
……oh.

“…..Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woulda loved you to meet ‘im too…”

Did i tell you he was created, like, 50 years ago? He’s been ungraded since to remain modern, but he’s got HISTORY.

“…Well she’s, ironically, under a tombstone…. Yeah💧”
"Huh, neat!! I'd love to meet whoever created you, they sound pretty cool."
“…Not really, i think?”

Pushing himself off the screen, laying on the bottom of the tab.

“I’m a Net Buddy, basically a personalized program that let’s people have more personality to there desktops. You happened to come up to the request fee for one, too!”
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“…Not really, i think?”

Pushing himself off the screen, laying on the bottom of the tab.

“I’m a Net Buddy, basically a personalized program that let’s people have more personality to there desktops. You happened to come up to the request fee for one, too!”
"Oh really? that's interesting.. what exactly are you, then? are you like me?"
Full body against the screen, too bad because of the window tab limitation.

“HI HI HEY HI I WAS MADE BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE FANS SO I KNOW YOU’RE AN AMAZING SONG ARTIST!!!! ^^”

…too excited to see them, but it’s to be expected.
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Full body against the screen, too bad because of the window tab limitation.

“HI HI HEY HI I WAS MADE BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE FANS SO I KNOW YOU’RE AN AMAZING SONG ARTIST!!!! ^^”

…too excited to see them, but it’s to be expected.
"Why yes! I am part of The Living Tombstone band!"

Happy lil tail wags.
[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]

Popping onto the screen, not expecting the person he’s about to see.

“Hi! :D i’m your new Net Bu— HOLY **** IS THAT TLT (THE LIVING TOMBSTONE) ?!??!?!”
October 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
[ @zer0-one.bsky.social ]

Popping onto the screen, not expecting the person he’s about to see.

“Hi! :D i’m your new Net Bu— HOLY **** IS THAT TLT (THE LIVING TOMBSTONE) ?!??!?!”
October 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Uester

I wanna see if 2011 has the patience to deal with Computer

or Axis even. Fuck it, both of them.
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Ew, a rat”

Just fucking sprays antivirus spray on him????? Okay.
September 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by AXIS THE PROGRAM!
"𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝙂𝙐𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿..."

GOD HAS ARISEN.
a sonic the hedgehog logo with wings and a red ribbon
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog logo with wings and a red ribbon
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
……

“Wonder if i can just”

The lines on his face(less) extends and just. Opens a grotesque mouth. Oh.

It quickly closes and the lines shorten back. Now he’s traumatized.

“….never again”
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“Nothing much, just being a goober and annoy people my taking their strawpage & stuff”
"Oh yeah, I wondered where you went. What's up?"
“u call? :p sorry i wasn’t around, just busy with whatever the fuk ‘s going on in the Web World…”

Oh hey, he’s back
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“u call? :p sorry i wasn’t around, just busy with whatever the fuk ‘s going on in the Web World…”

Oh hey, he’s back
"Where did that guy living in my computer go??"
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“Nothing bad, really. You’re one of the 1% that actually searches normal and not scarring things on the web!

Good for you. ^^”

⠀ “Oh! Did you find anything?”

⠀ She tilts her head.
“Mhm! Just don’t trust people on the internet and you should be good! ^^

Anyways i was trying to look through ya search history—“
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Okay lemme say this rq.”

He clears his throat before snapping his fingers, going incognito(fedora and suit replacing the colorful wears)

“I am the Web World’s most reliable source.

And i mean it…”
August 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Mhm! Just don’t trust people on the internet and you should be good! ^^

Anyways i was trying to look through ya search history—“

⠀ She blinks a few times.

⠀ “Oh.. oh wow. How.. interesting.”
“Oh i got ALOTTA tell ya! :>”

Puts on a hat and proceeds to play Welcome To The Internet.

youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?...
August 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Huh… well uhh…..”

They swing their legs back and forth. They did NOT expect how that’d go.

“…..I’ll just leave ya alone for a bit.💧

Just remember to tap the taskbar app if ya need anything from me! :)”

He hops down and goes away, all the popups closing simultaneously.
"It's a long story.. but no, I can't have any myself. It would kill me."

Confused as to what its doing.

"Yeah, I'm doing better. Finally got into therapy and on meds for bipolar. MORE meds.. Just what I needed."
“I- huh- wha-“

BSOD, minimized edition.

“Well…. Atleast you’re doing well??? (^ ^|||)”
August 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I- huh- wha-“

BSOD, minimized edition.

“Well…. Atleast you’re doing well??? (^ ^|||)”
"We can, actually but not me. I adopted a couple of kids, and I'd like to be a decent father to them."
“Wait really? I thought Wubboxes can’t breed??????”

Confused both about how a Wubbox has a kid

And that the other doesn’t understand what he meant by ‘things’.
August 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Wait really? I thought Wubboxes can’t breed??????”

Confused both about how a Wubbox has a kid

And that the other doesn’t understand what he meant by ‘things’.
Most of them are 'how to be a decent father' and 'what not to eat with ibs'.

"Why yes, I did become a dad recently. I wanna do it right."
“…Oh yeah, i forgot :p

Anyways you searched some….. things, Shade.”

Oh. Oh no. Not the search history.
August 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“…Oh yeah, i forgot :p

Anyways you searched some….. things, Shade.”

Oh. Oh no. Not the search history.
"Shouldn't you already know my name if you live in my computer??"
“Long enough :)

I’m from the Web World, internet’s personal land with people’s ideas and AUs attached!”

Huh, sounds familiar…

“Anyways, what’s ya name?”
August 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM