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Axis of Meh
@axis-of-meh.wtf
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Research IT Geek. Guitarist. Misanthrope. General layabout. He/him.
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I've always felt like work communications always felt like the old coin-op game "Tapper"...
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Despite the fact that I've been following you since *gasp* LiveJournal, I'm pretty sure it just dawned on me that we're the same age.

Here's my different era shot - still had the energy for bands. I believe this was 2011 or 2012.
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Originator unknown. But awesome.
This image is a meme that humorously criticizes the overuse of artificial intelligence by large corporations. It shows two schoolgirls in uniforms: one is standing against a wall with her head inside a large brass tuba, while the other is playing the tuba right into her face. The text labels add the comedic context: The girl playing the tuba is labeled “Big Companies” The tuba itself is labeled “Putting AI into every fucking thing imaginable” The girl with her head inside the tuba, being overwhelmed, is labeled “People who never asked” This alt text ironically created with AI.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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This image is a popular internet meme featuring a scene from the movie Office Space. It shows a man in an office wearing glasses, a white shirt, suspenders, and a patterned tie. He’s standing with a slightly exasperated expression, typical of a boss delivering a passive-aggressive reminder. The text over the image reads: Top text: “SO I HEARD YOU HAD REVIEWS DUE SOON” Bottom text: “IF YOU COULD GET THEM DONE, THAT’D BE GREAT, THANKS” Alt text generated by AI.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I dunno…mine is kinda sweet.
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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This image is a humorous cartoon that combines electronics terminology with monastic imagery: At the top, large text reads “JOIN THE RESISTANCE!”, which is a play on words — referring both to political or social resistance movements and to electrical resistance (a property of resistors in circuits). The scene depicts a group of bald monks in red robes, sitting in front of a temple or monastery nestled in the mountains. Instead of a statue or idol, there is a giant electrical resistor on a pedestal, like a sacred object. The monks are all chanting “OHMMMMM…”, which humorously merges the meditative sound “Om” with the electrical unit of resistance, the Ohm (Ω). The artwork is signed “Mandor.sk.” -- Alt text generated by AI
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I don’t see much productivity happening today but that’s ok.
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Sadly, I don't think I'm capable of growing this hair anymore. (I haven't tried in awhile but feel better not knowing the answer.)
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I wonder if these are related ?

Hrmmmm.
October 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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From 15 years ago...the year glasses happened and the beard first made its appearance...when depression reached its pinnacle...but much music was made and that part was fun.

I finally set that guitar free earlier this year. Bought it in 2000.

Wish I was as fat now as I thought I was then.
The image shows a person performing on stage with an electric guitar. The individual is wearing a brightly colored tie-dye T-shirt and glasses. They are standing behind a microphone stand, holding the guitar with both hands while playing. The background suggests a casual indoor or semi-outdoor venue, with dim lighting and possibly some plants or decor visible. The overall vibe feels relaxed and musical, likely at a live performance or jam session. (From an outdoor gig at a small restaurant/bar patio.) Alt text generated by AI.
October 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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It's a photo of an empty multi-level bookshelf made of a blonde colored wood. There is an empty book holder on the second shelf. The third shelf has a sign that says "Please be patient. Our display on procrastination will be up soon."
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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This is entirely for @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
This is a humorous cartoon that plays on the word "eels" by comparing them to musical instruments. At the top, under the label "KNOW YOUR EELS", there are two illustrations. The first eel is labeled "ELECTRIC" and is glowing with a yellow aura, representing an electric eel. The second eel is labeled "ACOUSTIC" and is shown holding a wooden acoustic guitar. Alt Text generated by AI but fixed by a human because it was so, so bad.
September 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Characters: Pooh Bear is sitting on a log, facing Piglet, who is standing beside him. Dialogue: The text above the image creates a parody conversation: Pooh asks, "What happened last night?" Piglet replies, "You put a slice of bread in Roo's pouch and shouted MAKE ME TOAST, YOU WANKER!" At the bottom, Pooh responds, "Fuck I was drunk." Style: The artwork itself looks like a classic Winnie the Pooh illustration AltText generated by AI
September 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Or about every wrong choice, bad conversation, or even something that you just thought about that might have been wrong.
A meme image with an old style alarm clock in the foreground and a woman lying down with her head on a pillow somewhat fuzzy in the background. the caption overlaid says, "Insomniacs. Use those bonus nighttime hours to think about your problems and fears." and it's attributed to @paulfoneill, presumably from the platform formerly known as Twitter. The image originally came from The Poke (thepoke.co.uk)
September 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Oh, I get it. This is from 13 years ago. I’d kill for that hair (or even hairline) now. And to be the weight I was then when I thought I was really fat.
September 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Blue dot on the right is me at gate 23. Plane is on the left barely moving. Sigh.

Three hours delayed and the last 20 minutes have been a stone’s throw from the terminal. Double sigh.

Don’t think we’re making 7:20p departure.
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I feel no remorse. Also not responsible for any earworms.
This is a four-panel comic with medieval soldiers and a battlefield scene. Top-left panel: Three armored soldiers holding spears stand on a hill overlooking fallen bodies. One asks, “HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY’RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING?” Top-right panel: One of the standing soldiers begins singing: “♪ Sweet Caroline... ♪” Bottom-left panel: Several of the “dead” soldiers on the ground can’t resist and chime in with the famous response: “Ba ba baaa.” Bottom-right panel: The ruse is revealed, and the standing soldiers strike down the ones who sang along, proving they weren’t really dead. Alt text generated by AI.
September 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Scenes from today...
This is a four-panel black-and-white comic strip showing a character lying uncomfortably on a couch: Top-left panel: The character is slouched awkwardly over the armrest of the couch, head and one arm hanging down, looking uncomfortable. Top-right panel: The same scene, but with text above the character’s head: “LYING LIKE THIS IS PROBABLY DOING IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO MY SPINE.” Bottom-left panel: Despite the realization, the character doesn’t move and remains in the same slouched, awkward position. Bottom-right panel: Instead of fixing their posture, the character stacks extra couch cushions on top of themselves while still lying in the same unhealthy position, making the setup even more absurd. --- Alt Text generated by AI.
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This is my reward to myself for a new job (that I haven't actually started yet). Ironically, this is now the least expensive guitar I own...but I had a similar Fender Tele HH neckthrough years ago and missed it. The top on this one and the added Lollars made it a no-brainer.
The first image shows a collection of guitars arranged on floor and wall stands. The central focus is a natural-finish electric guitar with a Telecaster-style body. The wood grain is highly figured, with striking spalted maple patterns near the bottom of the body. It has two humbucker pickups with cream-colored mounting rings, a fixed bridge, and three control knobs along with a toggle switch. Surrounding this guitar are several others, including: To the left: a pale green guitar with two humbuckers and distinctive offset knobs. Further left: a natural wood guitar with a slightly different double-cut shape and dual humbuckers. To the right: an orange guitar with a Les Paul style body and a single cutaway. Behind: a bass guitar and another natural wood guitar. Alt Text mostly generated by AI. The second image is a closer shot of the same Telecaster-style guitar in the center from the first photo. The details of the figured wood are more visible: The top has beautiful spalted and flamed maple figuring, with symmetrical dark streaks that almost resemble abstract shapes or figures. The humbuckers, bridge, and control layout are clearly visible. The natural finish emphasizes the unique wood character, making the instrument stand out as a one-of-a-kind piece. Alt Text generated by AI
September 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Man, UPS has really got high speed travel down...
This image is a screenshot of USPS tracking updates showing the movement of a package. The entries are listed in reverse chronological order (most recent at the top): Arrived at USPS Regional Facility Location: Indianapolis IN Distribution Center Date/Time: September 3, 2025, 6:33 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Facility Location: Seattle WA Distribution Center Date/Time: September 3, 2025, 5:04 pm Arrived at USPS Facility Location: Indianapolis, IN 46219 Date/Time: September 3, 2025, 4:30 pm
September 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Are you sure?
September 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I've got a keyboard shortcut to fix this...still funny, though.
This is a meme that combines the popular “distracted boyfriend” format with a joke about autocorrect. On the right, the man (labeled “me, typing fuck for the 14th time”) is holding onto his girlfriend (the woman, labeled “autocorrect”). Instead of looking at his girlfriend, he is distracted and staring at something else. On the left, where the “other woman” would normally be in the original meme, there’s a large duck. Alt text generated with AI
September 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM