Matt S.
aximet.bsky.social
Matt S.
@aximet.bsky.social
Disparately trying to pull myself together
idk he did fly too close to the sun
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Until I was fully an adult, I didn't connect the written word "dachshund" to the dog breed I had heard of (and probably thought was spelled something like "doxen"). I just assumed a "dash-und" was its own thing
September 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Top 5 game of all time for me, easily. I have 2,000 hours in it and I still often want to play it
August 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
May 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
don't talk to me until I've oaved
May 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"You know, my wife's got teeth in her vagina. Stuff like you wouldn't believe. You don't happen to be a dentist too, do ya? I'm just kiddin'. But I should have her come to you, on account of your suturing expertise! Say, don't some sutures dissolve at different rates?"
April 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This was the key plot point in season 2 episode 6 of Columbo, called A Stitch in Crime lol

It starred Leonard Nimoy as a villainous doctor who tries to kill his mentor to claim their research as his own. He uses the wrong suture on purpose in surgery to make the mentor's death seem accidental
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A lot of stuff my mom showed me from the '60s to the '80s, like The Beatles, David Bowie, and Tears for Fears, but also stuff I'd seen on TV: music videos on MTV got me into Gorillaz and FLCL got me into the pillows

I still love the pillows' early work and Demon Days, but I don't revisit the oldies
March 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
lmao this had me genuinely concerned for a minute and then I got it
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do you ever say her name like the Hearthstone announcer guy does? Like you're about to announce her opponent
February 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM