Oof.

Exactly how I always describe you.

They said aside from dark arts like getting friendly with an editor, up to and possibly including knowing where they drink and ambushing them in a pub, one thing might be to "get a Substack".

I *think* Substack is bad mmkay because Nazis. Is that right? And if so, what is a good alternative?

My rules:
* I can only capture the next number. I can't capture a higher number and save it for later
* the number must be isolated, not part of other text
* I can't just go up a street grabbing consecutive door numbers, it has to happen organically