Axel Radman
@axelradman.bsky.social
Absolute nonsense. A Goofy Midwestern Guy
Sass, grass, and a whole lotta ass 🫡
Sass, grass, and a whole lotta ass 🫡
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Axel Radman
@axelradman.bsky.social
· Feb 7
Seeing these pop up so I thought I'd give #Promosky a try!
We can be friends if we like the same things maybe???
✳️ 420💖
✳️ Piss Pig ( Threedom Pod )
✳️ Office Hours Live
✳️ The Flagrant Ones
✳️ Doughboys
✳️ CBB World
✳️ Star Wars
✳️ Theme Parks
✳️ Headgum
✳️ Dropout
✳️ Watcher
✳️ King of the Hill
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We can be friends if we like the same things maybe???
✳️ 420💖
✳️ Piss Pig ( Threedom Pod )
✳️ Office Hours Live
✳️ The Flagrant Ones
✳️ Doughboys
✳️ CBB World
✳️ Star Wars
✳️ Theme Parks
✳️ Headgum
✳️ Dropout
✳️ Watcher
✳️ King of the Hill
🫡
I desire a normal sleeping schedule again.
Turns out I'm not cut out for the 3rd shift, overnight every night kind of life.
HELP
Turns out I'm not cut out for the 3rd shift, overnight every night kind of life.
HELP
January 11, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I desire a normal sleeping schedule again.
Turns out I'm not cut out for the 3rd shift, overnight every night kind of life.
HELP
Turns out I'm not cut out for the 3rd shift, overnight every night kind of life.
HELP
seeing the sunrise for the first time in a while because the sun is usually obscured by the gloomy midwestern clouds of winter. its pretty good! gotta start planning my garden!!!!
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
seeing the sunrise for the first time in a while because the sun is usually obscured by the gloomy midwestern clouds of winter. its pretty good! gotta start planning my garden!!!!
this fucking year 🙄🙄
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
this fucking year 🙄🙄
Kinda crazy to think I'll never watch the final season of Stranger Things or the series ever again
I remember liking it once I swear!! But it seems kinda blah now.
Oh well my tastes have changed can't do nothing about that!!!!!
I remember liking it once I swear!! But it seems kinda blah now.
Oh well my tastes have changed can't do nothing about that!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Kinda crazy to think I'll never watch the final season of Stranger Things or the series ever again
I remember liking it once I swear!! But it seems kinda blah now.
Oh well my tastes have changed can't do nothing about that!!!!!
I remember liking it once I swear!! But it seems kinda blah now.
Oh well my tastes have changed can't do nothing about that!!!!!
idk 30 years ago i was in the basement of my childhood home dancing to MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice - I never thought I'd make it this far!
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
idk 30 years ago i was in the basement of my childhood home dancing to MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice - I never thought I'd make it this far!
me: I'm afraid I'm losing my whimsical nature!!
also me: DONT YOU DARE tell me I'm not allowed to put mini-marshmallows in my coffee!!!!
also me: DONT YOU DARE tell me I'm not allowed to put mini-marshmallows in my coffee!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
me: I'm afraid I'm losing my whimsical nature!!
also me: DONT YOU DARE tell me I'm not allowed to put mini-marshmallows in my coffee!!!!
also me: DONT YOU DARE tell me I'm not allowed to put mini-marshmallows in my coffee!!!!
ok maybe i am that bitch
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
ok maybe i am that bitch
Gonna eat so many fucking hot dogs this year I s2g
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Gonna eat so many fucking hot dogs this year I s2g
Happy new year!
My new year's resolution is to take drinking more seriously 🫡
My new year's resolution is to take drinking more seriously 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Happy new year!
My new year's resolution is to take drinking more seriously 🫡
My new year's resolution is to take drinking more seriously 🫡
Wish i had some accomplishments to share for this year but it was an entire year of hardships and never-ending turmoil for me personally so I guess the accomplishment is that I (somehow) survived and keep going for some reason
I GUESS!!
I GUESS!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Wish i had some accomplishments to share for this year but it was an entire year of hardships and never-ending turmoil for me personally so I guess the accomplishment is that I (somehow) survived and keep going for some reason
I GUESS!!
I GUESS!!
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
"Bingo" being his name-o was not on my bingo card
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 AM
"Bingo" being his name-o was not on my bingo card
And I'm not alone! #ThePitt #DrWarbyParker
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And I'm not alone! #ThePitt #DrWarbyParker
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.
It sounds so human-like!
It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
I'm sorry I can't come into work today because the existential dread is too great and i cannot contribute to capitalism for another day without having a complete mental breakdown and i'm also using the attendance policy set up by the company to my advantage.
So, GO PISS OFF!!!!
So, GO PISS OFF!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I'm sorry I can't come into work today because the existential dread is too great and i cannot contribute to capitalism for another day without having a complete mental breakdown and i'm also using the attendance policy set up by the company to my advantage.
So, GO PISS OFF!!!!
So, GO PISS OFF!!!!
Why is there thunder happening right now????
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why is there thunder happening right now????
Since my store was closed on Christmas, my manager had everyone come in at midnight on the 26th to prep the store for the AM. My regular shift in-time is 10pm, and I should have a 10pm shift scheduled for the evening on the 26th, but i wasn't scheduled.
Likely a mistake, but i'm STILL not going!!
Likely a mistake, but i'm STILL not going!!
December 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Since my store was closed on Christmas, my manager had everyone come in at midnight on the 26th to prep the store for the AM. My regular shift in-time is 10pm, and I should have a 10pm shift scheduled for the evening on the 26th, but i wasn't scheduled.
Likely a mistake, but i'm STILL not going!!
Likely a mistake, but i'm STILL not going!!
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
Here's a comprehensive list of live music I'll be seeing in 2026
Thread will be updated whenever I get tickets to something new!
Thread will be updated whenever I get tickets to something new!
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Here's a comprehensive list of live music I'll be seeing in 2026
Thread will be updated whenever I get tickets to something new!
Thread will be updated whenever I get tickets to something new!
I avoid seasonal OT like it's a pastry dish I have no desire to eat
"oh! None for me, thank you!"
"oh! None for me, thank you!"
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I avoid seasonal OT like it's a pastry dish I have no desire to eat
"oh! None for me, thank you!"
"oh! None for me, thank you!"
I can very casually drink a cup of coffee at any time of day and feel no effects and I find that kinda concerning 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I can very casually drink a cup of coffee at any time of day and feel no effects and I find that kinda concerning 🤔
precious metal prices reached record highs and then had a nice 1.50 - $2 dip
gotta love it when they announce what they're gonna do with interest rates 🫡
gotta love it when they announce what they're gonna do with interest rates 🫡
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
precious metal prices reached record highs and then had a nice 1.50 - $2 dip
gotta love it when they announce what they're gonna do with interest rates 🫡
gotta love it when they announce what they're gonna do with interest rates 🫡
Bought a bottle of sangria to get a little loose with my partner on our shared day-off...
Placed the bottle outside to chill in the winter snow.
Completely forgot about it and went to sleep early.
It's too early in my life to be an old fuddy-duddy!!! But I can't stop it!!! 🫡
Placed the bottle outside to chill in the winter snow.
Completely forgot about it and went to sleep early.
It's too early in my life to be an old fuddy-duddy!!! But I can't stop it!!! 🫡
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Bought a bottle of sangria to get a little loose with my partner on our shared day-off...
Placed the bottle outside to chill in the winter snow.
Completely forgot about it and went to sleep early.
It's too early in my life to be an old fuddy-duddy!!! But I can't stop it!!! 🫡
Placed the bottle outside to chill in the winter snow.
Completely forgot about it and went to sleep early.
It's too early in my life to be an old fuddy-duddy!!! But I can't stop it!!! 🫡