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Press conference on tariffsin the White House: DJT: Tariffs are beautiful, so beautiful. I even wrote a beautiful poem about beautiful tariffs. What was the name of the poem, Nutlick? HL: Lutnick, Mr. President! DJT: Lutnick is a silly name for a poem. HL: No Sir, Lutnick is my name. DJT: Why should I ask for your name? I know your name, Nutlick! HL: I'm so sorry, Sir. The poem is called "An Ode to Beautiful Tariffs". DJT: Ah, yes, what a beautiful poem. The first line is "OH TARIFFS, BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS!", and there are many beautiful lines to follow, one beautifuller than the other. Everybody told me, it is the beautifullest poem ever written. Frenetic applause from Hegseth and his wife, RFK, Bondi, Noem, Bessent, and Rubio. JD Vance stands smiling behind the president, and Howard Lutnick laughs madly for reasons known only to himself.
May 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM