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Jacquie 🏳️‍⚧️
@awsumsas.bsky.social
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She/Her | 22 | Trans | Lesbian

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Jacquie 🏳️‍⚧️ @awsumsas.bsky.social · Jan 10
Guess I should do my own 2025 media thread then, huh
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Most lesbian comics: "I knew I was gay when I realized I liked ladies and didn't like sucking dick" Me, a lesbian intellectual: "I knew I was gay when I realized I constantly thought about sucking ladies' dicks" Seriously though, the "I hate dick" joke is the most tried ass lesbian joke when not only do a bunch of us love and sleep with trans lesbians, but also are we REALLY pretending we hate dildoes?!?! No ma'am not me Like maybe it's just because I never had a straight phrase and never dated or slept with men, but like y'all really need to work through correlating junk w/ gender. It's tried and you sound silly. Also @ lesbians who say they wouldn't sleep with trans girls b/c they don't like penises, its weird that you'd say that b/c 1. Some trans women don't have those 2. most trans women I know are bottoms 3. D+ke sex takes so many forms 4. What's wrong with u???? Anyone who's met me for five seconds know I'm the biggest d*ke they'll meet. I like dick. I like pussy. I love women. I've gotten plenty of both and have never slept with a man. Go figure Like listen girl I do not care what kinda junk you got. As long as you got some bomb titties and can plow me so hard my eyes roll back, we're good. You can get it
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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me waking up for my 0 hour shift at my unemployed
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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@bonnibloop_ why is it even called menswear when women look so much better in it
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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anonymous asked: can you trigger tag bisexuality please hotgirlsrk: no but i can fuck both your parents
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice we talk a lot about the fact that Zuko learned that Jet died via watching The Boy in the Iceberg but I don't think we talk enough about the fact that Zuko watched the whole Princess Yue Literally Turning Into the Moon thing and realized "oh my god it wasn't a metaphor for anything"
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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trying to figure out the funniest crackpot stance on who is the current Roman emperor, and accepting suggestions (tenuous historical justification required) hieronymus-botch Jeb! caesarsaladinn *hands in the air image of jeb bush but w/ a crown edited on him, in front of a map of the byzantine empire in jeb! yellow signifying it as his domain. Text on the image is Jeb! LIVE CNN BREAKING NEWS JEB BUSH CROWNED AS NEW BYZANTINE EMPEROR*
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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one time i said i didn't like the wendys twitter and got called classist for hating retail employees this shit works. it makes people like Brands. gets under their skin and in to their minds. when i said i didnt like the wendys twitter i personally offended people that viewed wendys as a friend, that viewed the wendys social media manager as a friendly individual that they respected. the wendys social media manager is not your friend. they don't even really exist. there's no one person that writes the tweets for wendys. there's a team of 20 something year olds that casually observe the latest meme trends and crank out mspaint memes because they know they'll get retweeted if the memes are relevant. they trick you in to thinking that Wendys is a hip friendly young person, and they manipulate you in to thinking that disliking marketing is somehow a "problematic" "un-woke" thing to do. and it works. install ublock origin. on mobile, block every promoted tweet you see. don't let them convince you that this shit is normal. *garfield_youarenotimmunetopropaganda.jpeg*
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Girl's flat as a board
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