Awkward Giraffe (Matt)
@awkwardgiraffe.bsky.social
just some dude. he/him, 26
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Don't care this was a run
May 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Don't care this was a run
I added underworld breach and also I will no longer feel bad about it lol
I'm trying to make a bracket 3 Narset, Jeskai Waymaster commander deck and I keep wanting to add underworld breach to it but I think that's the devil whispering in my ear
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
Criss Human, Mindfreak - Commander (Narset, Jeskai Waymaster)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
April 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I added underworld breach and also I will no longer feel bad about it lol
I'm trying to make a bracket 3 Narset, Jeskai Waymaster commander deck and I keep wanting to add underworld breach to it but I think that's the devil whispering in my ear
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
Criss Human, Mindfreak - Commander (Narset, Jeskai Waymaster)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm trying to make a bracket 3 Narset, Jeskai Waymaster commander deck and I keep wanting to add underworld breach to it but I think that's the devil whispering in my ear
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
moxfield.com/decks/JZjPHa...
I'm remaking two commander decks due to pettiness and I'm basically kicking my feet the whole time
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I'm remaking two commander decks due to pettiness and I'm basically kicking my feet the whole time
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do you ever feel like the weight of your actions against others will never be absolved and you must carry the guilt with you forever
March 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
do you ever feel like the weight of your actions against others will never be absolved and you must carry the guilt with you forever
I like being able to help out in Portland and I also feel so separated from being able to help more on "bigger" issues
February 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like being able to help out in Portland and I also feel so separated from being able to help more on "bigger" issues
I got a Gold Sticker on Popcorn, so that's neat
February 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I got a Gold Sticker on Popcorn, so that's neat
I keep thinking about that post talking about democrats crying a dog can't play basketball while air bud just dunks on them over and over but this feels like they are actively setting up the dog to just continuously dunk on them while complaining to someone in the stands about the rule book
January 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I keep thinking about that post talking about democrats crying a dog can't play basketball while air bud just dunks on them over and over but this feels like they are actively setting up the dog to just continuously dunk on them while complaining to someone in the stands about the rule book
I can't explain why but the really bad lib takes are in some ways more frustrating than the overtly fashy takes on Twitter
Maybe because I feel like I should expect better?
Maybe because I feel like I should expect better?
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I can't explain why but the really bad lib takes are in some ways more frustrating than the overtly fashy takes on Twitter
Maybe because I feel like I should expect better?
Maybe because I feel like I should expect better?
Biden recommending good policies in his farewell address instead of just working towards them in the last 4 years is still funny
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Biden recommending good policies in his farewell address instead of just working towards them in the last 4 years is still funny
I keep forgetting my account isn't private and hope liking things isn't weird
January 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I keep forgetting my account isn't private and hope liking things isn't weird
I hate how hard it is to focus on personal growth when it takes so much effort to stay afloat
I'm going to write so much shit in 2025, capitalism be damned
I'm going to write so much shit in 2025, capitalism be damned
December 29, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I hate how hard it is to focus on personal growth when it takes so much effort to stay afloat
I'm going to write so much shit in 2025, capitalism be damned
I'm going to write so much shit in 2025, capitalism be damned
I wonder who has the cybertruck that's been collectively gagged at by the most people.
like there aren't that many, the same one has probably gone viral a couple times.
like there aren't that many, the same one has probably gone viral a couple times.
December 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I wonder who has the cybertruck that's been collectively gagged at by the most people.
like there aren't that many, the same one has probably gone viral a couple times.
like there aren't that many, the same one has probably gone viral a couple times.
Will Wood concert was incredible and I am still giggling about it the next morning
November 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Will Wood concert was incredible and I am still giggling about it the next morning
saw a post one time asking about the point of some numbers on the microwave so now I use 2, 4, 7, 8, and 9 more often out of spite. 18 seconds instead of 15 or 20, 75 seconds instead of 1:15, etc.
November 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
saw a post one time asking about the point of some numbers on the microwave so now I use 2, 4, 7, 8, and 9 more often out of spite. 18 seconds instead of 15 or 20, 75 seconds instead of 1:15, etc.
not understanding how Kamala and Hilary lost and refusing to engage with it by just blaming minorities is not a winning strategy
November 7, 2024 at 4:55 PM
not understanding how Kamala and Hilary lost and refusing to engage with it by just blaming minorities is not a winning strategy
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
I know just what the world needs right now
a video essay from a white guy
a video essay from a white guy
November 7, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I know just what the world needs right now
a video essay from a white guy
a video essay from a white guy
finally making the switch here after election day is so weird what do you mean I'm supposed to say something, I don't wanna
November 7, 2024 at 3:51 AM
finally making the switch here after election day is so weird what do you mean I'm supposed to say something, I don't wanna
I refuse to lose hope
November 6, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I refuse to lose hope