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· Oct 17
I put the football claw clip in and I'm having high noons. I'm locked the fuck in
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when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other
I find it profoundly weird that some bengals fans are like Joe Burrow isn't publicly upset enough over losing to the bills. They played like shit almost all the games without him and he's supposed to tear out his hair and slit his wrists for making two mistakes??
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I find it profoundly weird that some bengals fans are like Joe Burrow isn't publicly upset enough over losing to the bills. They played like shit almost all the games without him and he's supposed to tear out his hair and slit his wrists for making two mistakes??
I'm in a super nice restaurant in sweatpants, a crop top and sneakers. No one has been like nah girlie please leave yet and we just ordered shrimp cocktail and beef wellington 🤞🏻🤞🏻
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm in a super nice restaurant in sweatpants, a crop top and sneakers. No one has been like nah girlie please leave yet and we just ordered shrimp cocktail and beef wellington 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Me when a man says he's written erotica or poetry for me because if you knew me well enough to do that, you wouldn't
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me when a man says he's written erotica or poetry for me because if you knew me well enough to do that, you wouldn't
I completely forgot about Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I completely forgot about Spotify wrapped
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~20 years from now we're all going to hear a teenager say "I was born in the wrong generation, I'm jealous of everyone who got to live through the 2020s" and I think we should promise each other that when that day comes, we'll try not to throw this person directly into the sun
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
~20 years from now we're all going to hear a teenager say "I was born in the wrong generation, I'm jealous of everyone who got to live through the 2020s" and I think we should promise each other that when that day comes, we'll try not to throw this person directly into the sun
Eagles fans can somehow open their mouths wider than any other human beings I've ever seen. It's like they evolved this way to shout obscenities and disapproval at their own team further, longer and harder
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Eagles fans can somehow open their mouths wider than any other human beings I've ever seen. It's like they evolved this way to shout obscenities and disapproval at their own team further, longer and harder
I am thankful for the technology that allows me to see Joe Burrow run his fingers through his hair
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am thankful for the technology that allows me to see Joe Burrow run his fingers through his hair
Amazing day of football. Packers played well. The chiefs ate shit, which I absolutely love to see and Joe Burrow was perfect
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Amazing day of football. Packers played well. The chiefs ate shit, which I absolutely love to see and Joe Burrow was perfect
I kind of burnt the rolls looking at pics of Joe Burrow 🙃🙃
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I kind of burnt the rolls looking at pics of Joe Burrow 🙃🙃
I am forever changed upon seeing Joe Burrows walk in fit today 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I am forever changed upon seeing Joe Burrows walk in fit today 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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More like CeeDee Turkey bc folks he’s cooking today
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
More like CeeDee Turkey bc folks he’s cooking today
Not a man gently and politely asking me if I am ”spectrum-y". idk buddy, I'm something 😭😭😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Not a man gently and politely asking me if I am ”spectrum-y". idk buddy, I'm something 😭😭😭😭😭
I take this back. I don't want to clean my kitchen. Take me now and reincarnate me into one of Joe Burrows headbands
I'm not saying I 100% want to die now on the condition I'm reborn as one of Joe Burrows headbands but I've definitely thought about it
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I take this back. I don't want to clean my kitchen. Take me now and reincarnate me into one of Joe Burrows headbands
I'm not saying I 100% want to die now on the condition I'm reborn as one of Joe Burrows headbands but I've definitely thought about it
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm not saying I 100% want to die now on the condition I'm reborn as one of Joe Burrows headbands but I've definitely thought about it
100 years could go by and I will still tell you that Ja'Marr Chases apology was 100% correct in who he named he was sorry to and who he did not mention
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
100 years could go by and I will still tell you that Ja'Marr Chases apology was 100% correct in who he named he was sorry to and who he did not mention
Crying softly to myself because Joe Burrow looked very pretty in both of his cozy sideline fits today
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Crying softly to myself because Joe Burrow looked very pretty in both of his cozy sideline fits today
The Bengals played well, can't be too mad about that. And it was a very good game
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Bengals played well, can't be too mad about that. And it was a very good game
The Bengals are actually playing well today and Gesicki being back brings me peace and a sense of hope
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The Bengals are actually playing well today and Gesicki being back brings me peace and a sense of hope
Why can't some men just take a nice Julia Sugarbaker style polite rejection anymore? Why do they force you to tell them how annoying and ugly you think they are and have you pulling up a picture of a hot guy on your phone to show them the difference between them and your type??? Hate it
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why can't some men just take a nice Julia Sugarbaker style polite rejection anymore? Why do they force you to tell them how annoying and ugly you think they are and have you pulling up a picture of a hot guy on your phone to show them the difference between them and your type??? Hate it
Being like why are all these goddamn people out today???? while also being one of the people out today 🙃🙃🙃
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Being like why are all these goddamn people out today???? while also being one of the people out today 🙃🙃🙃
A decision was made. No turkey for thanksgiving this year, only ham. I'm so excited because it frees up oven space
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A decision was made. No turkey for thanksgiving this year, only ham. I'm so excited because it frees up oven space
So far today multiple people have demanded to know what plastic surgery I've had 🙃🙃🙃
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So far today multiple people have demanded to know what plastic surgery I've had 🙃🙃🙃