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He/Him. Naarm/Melbourne.
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Saw some ducks :)
Two adult wood ducks watch as eight ducklings peck at the grass
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Treating myself to a ride on a new kind of train to celebrate two years in remission.
Hong Kong airport express train display showing station markers for Airport, Tsing Yi, Kowloon, and Hong Kong
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Keeping an eye on the kingdom and wishing death on everybody who trespasses upon it
An angry looking orange cat looking out of a window with the blinds drawn just enough to give it a view.
July 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A collection of Don Martin onomatopoeia from Mad Magazine. SPLITCH - a man being hit with a tomato SPWATCH - a man being hit with a fried egg SPLADAP - a man being hit with a fish PWANG - a man being but with a pan DOONT - a man being hit with a bottle FOINSAPP - a man being slapped with a saw BZZOWNT - a man getting a hole drilled into his head SIZAFITZ - a man having a cigarette put out in his eye THUK - a man getting shot with a an arrow through the ears GLITCH - somebody stepping in dog poop SHTOINK - a man getting poked in the eye by a towel rail BUKKIDA BUKKIDA (repeating) - a man getting repeatedly punched by a boxer
July 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Screenshot of a Letterboxd review by depressionfan93 for Princess Mononoke: "if i met a girl who was raised by wolves and hated me i would also do a bunch of stupid shit to impress her"
May 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Fitbit be like "You had a pretty mediocre sleep last night. Looks like that's the best you can hope for. Up and at 'em tiger!"
Screenshot from the Fitbit app Sleep duration: 6h 36m. Sleep Score 77. Daily readiness: 100. High.
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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It's finally a reasonable evening temperature around here so I figured that I'd start something
Screenshot from the Just Run Zero to 5K app showing day 1 of week 1 complete
March 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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They gave the tiger cub a swim ring! 10/10. 5 stars. Game of the year.
A screenshot of Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. Majima, Goro the tiger cub, and Noah are swimming in the ocean. The tiger cub is laying in the hole of an inflatable swim ring to stay afloat
February 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Time for work is over.
Time for Majima begins.
A photo of my tv showing the menu screen for Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. Majima is sitting on a throne in a full pirate outfit. In the foreground is an out of focus keychain. A photo of an acrylic keychain of Majima in his Goromi outfit. He is wearing a pink dress, blonde wig, and fishnet stockings. Out of focus in the background is my tv showing the start menu for Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
February 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Johnny Knoxville voice: Is Butterbear okay?
A cardboard standee of Thai 7/11 mascot Butterbear
January 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Me at 7:30: It looks nice out. I'll go for a walk this morning.

Me getting back at 13:30:
A screenshot of the Fitbit app showing 33,029 steps and 25.92km walked
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Which LinkedIn-poisoned marketing executive thought it was a good idea for my timesheet and rostering app to show me an end of year wrap-up of my hours worked?
A multi-coloured splash screen with the text "These are your top clocked-in achievements for 2023" and "Share your #2023ClockOut"
November 21, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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I used to walk past this every day and I'd laugh every time
A crudely painted Godzilla-like creature standing in profile. It is pissing a bright blue stream.
November 16, 2023 at 5:13 AM
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Back on the bandwagon
An image of the Duolingo owl, wearing sunglasses, and surrounded by a flame like silhouette of spread wings against an orange background. Text: I'm on a 100 day language learning streak!
October 31, 2023 at 7:26 AM
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Hell yeah
Beach, ocean, blue sky, few clouds
September 29, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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Saw some stuff at the zoo
Red Panda climbing down a tree Giraffe kneeling on the ground with it's neck curled towards it's body and it's eyes closed
September 14, 2023 at 4:33 AM