AwkwardestMark
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boomer comic i love my wife
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
boomer comic i love my wife
yay yippee excitement yay yippee
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
yay yippee excitement yay yippee
omg girl i love your dinner table it's giving thanks
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
omg girl i love your dinner table it's giving thanks
we no longer ball in this mf we evolved to cocking now
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
we no longer ball in this mf we evolved to cocking now
she idk on my idk till i idk
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
she idk on my idk till i idk
having pikachu as your favourite pokemon must be really hard cause everyone will prolly think that you're a poser
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
having pikachu as your favourite pokemon must be really hard cause everyone will prolly think that you're a poser
do you think Blade would be able to hold his own against a jiangshi
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 AM
do you think Blade would be able to hold his own against a jiangshi
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '67?!
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WAS THAT THE BITE OF '67?!
you've got to be squidding me
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you've got to be squidding me
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impact frames on each individual backshot
September 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
impact frames on each individual backshot
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bbl stands for big beautiful latina
September 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
bbl stands for big beautiful latina
bimbo zombies be like "heeeeaaaaaad"
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
bimbo zombies be like "heeeeaaaaaad"
a stroke of penius
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
a stroke of penius
a whole bunch of nothing haopening today
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
a whole bunch of nothing haopening today
we smokin that minovsky particle you son of a zeek
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
we smokin that minovsky particle you son of a zeek
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oh pee me a river
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
oh pee me a river
u ever go thru someones profile and go "damn those are some good ass posts" and then realize ur going thru ur own profile ✌️😅
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
u ever go thru someones profile and go "damn those are some good ass posts" and then realize ur going thru ur own profile ✌️😅
yeah im a cinephile. i fuck the movie. i make it cum
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
yeah im a cinephile. i fuck the movie. i make it cum
i call my penis fl studio the way i pull it out and bitches go "D'AWW" at it
October 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i call my penis fl studio the way i pull it out and bitches go "D'AWW" at it
notice how spongebob has been yellow all his life. that is because he is constantly in the super saiyan state
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
notice how spongebob has been yellow all his life. that is because he is constantly in the super saiyan state
what the muck?!!?
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
what the muck?!!?
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"hough" is a very multi-faceted phrase. it can mean "i just woke up and i dont know what planet im on." it can mean "i dont feel good and im being brave about it." it can mean "just got so hard i went blind." many uses for a such a phrases
February 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"hough" is a very multi-faceted phrase. it can mean "i just woke up and i dont know what planet im on." it can mean "i dont feel good and im being brave about it." it can mean "just got so hard i went blind." many uses for a such a phrases