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awholelotofderg.bsky.social
Shaun, very fat dragon
@awholelotofderg.bsky.social
33, He/Him/They/Them. 18+ only! BLM, ACAB

A very lorge dragon. Also a Sergal, Red Panda, Raccoon or Typhlosion at times
I got accused of being a "6,000 pound lizard"

For one. I'm CLEARLY a dragon

For two. Do I look like I'm ONLY six thousand pounds?!
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MCCAIN JUICY BUTTER BLOCKS. SPECIALLY GROWN TO BE *SUPER JUICY*

bsky.app/profile/nyil...
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I got this draw over literally NINE YEARS AGO

And boy it sure did age "well" basically overnight now
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
But. I've been drinking them for years-

bsky.app/profile/theo...
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay but if they go bankrupt they're 2 blocks away from my workshop

So I can LITERALLY walk over and laugh at them as vulture capital liquidates their assets and tears the giant Funko pops off their building like old Soviet dictator statues
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Finally. I can fit into this suit again
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm late but Marshmallow has gotten progressively larger oops
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposting this because of the NYC election
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
N-never let your friends pick your Halloween outfit!

Old drawing by the wonderful @glazfox.bsky.social featuring @nsfw.silverhawke.xyz and Dani!
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh so THAT'S how this happened
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don't...really like doing these sorts of "PSA posts" but

I have contact information about myself on my Furaffinity page. I enjoy meeting new folks! I even run a Discord server for heavy folk

But uh. If you're going to DM me. Please don't...do this? This feels so uncomfortable
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If FantomenK doesn't count then I'd probably sub in The Dresden Dolls

Coin Operated Boy goes hard
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your tastes?

bsky.app/profile/1800...
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Also, not enough folks just slide into my DM's like this
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One of these days I've gotta do the "too skinny" trope

The literally fattest thing most folks have ever seen and yet he's just frantically insisting he's "too skinny"
October 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Teasing all the vore nerds by putting this on my tumby
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Why has nobody made a permablob zucker rat character?

Lookit them. They're so cute ;-;
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I've just been told it's International Raccoon Day

Racc time <3
October 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Send me to fat camp I'll send someone into orbit with one of these
September 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Mokuba: MAN IF MY BROTHER WAS HERE

Kaiba: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOKUBA. YOU. WORM. DUEL ME

Mokuba: Oh you fucked up now

Me, summoning a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon on my first FUCKING turn:
September 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
On the opposite end of the spectrum
September 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is such a me-coded cursed art idea
September 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Some friends ask me to sit on them and I don't think they quite understand the risks involved

I weigh more than your CAR. If I came crashing down on you'd be turned back to cosmic dust!

I break bariatrics immediately

If I sat down in the living room I'd probably crack the foundation of your house
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Y'all when you see me
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Liminal Shaun isn't real everyone. He can't hur-
September 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM