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~swinton
@awholebaby.bsky.social
It is very hard to teach this puppy to go outside on command when a cat is constantly rubbing on her.
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Sam Neil shouting “I’m sorry about the balls!” Feels like a good spiritual note to end 2025 on.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Would it be Christmas if I don’t have to troubleshoot someone’s new equipment?
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Truly love a notification from a chat bot I don’t use that another chat bot I forgot existed will be decommissioned at work. AI is really enhancing the professional experience.
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m getting much better sleep than I have all year. The downside is that I can’t tune out of what people say. Some of the people around me are popping off with absolute shit ideas.
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Idk man. What if instead of letting them consolidate we just broke massive production companies into a bunch of smaller companies that have to make new stories?
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every time I use windows pushes me closer to wiping my whole computer and installing arch.
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This shutdown resolution would be incredibly depressing if it were surprising.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I cannot even bring myself to use AI to write the self assessment that will get me the 2% raise I’ll get either way.
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My biggest failing as the “Director of Technology” for this non-profit is assuming everyone is as excited about this stuff as I am. They are not. They are emphatically not.
September 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s hard to tell if Borderlands 4 is really bad after all the “stop having fun!” People at the Borderlands 3 launch.
September 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jesus fucking Christ. What a headline.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 28
Two children were killed, and 18 children between the ages 6 and 15 were injured by a shooter. Middle schoolers acted heroically to protect others, a parent said.
Middle schoolers are lauded for protecting younger kids during church shooting
Two children were killed, and 18 children between the ages 6 and 15 were injured by a shooter. Middle schoolers acted heroically to protect others, a parent said.
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August 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If Trump has his sights on being remembered there are thousands of latrines out there no one has ever dedicated.
July 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
After two horrible, hot, and muggy weekends cutting wrapped in full PPE my body said, “I guess we’re doing this, huh?”
July 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Today is the ten year anniversary of my mother’s murder. Not as bad as I thought it’d be.
June 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Some days you feel really good about the quality of your work. Yesterday was not one of those days.

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June 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
At this point I’m not tired. I’m exhausted. I haven’t slept well in going on week four. We’ll see if two days of cutting works. If not I’m just gonna ride my bike until I get a good night’s sleep.
June 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mountain Biking has so many staunch republicans. I would love to watch realization dawn too late as Trump sells public lands.
May 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hi. I love knowing that Lee Pace is gay and that his partner is a designer that dresses him up in little outfits.
May 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The last time I wrote a rebuttal to an insecure and ill conceived AI proposal
Michelle stopped me and pointed out that I was putting a lot of effort into replying when they were just asking a computer and emailing me the response.
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Every now and then I’m reminded that as a kid I wore a pair of running shoes for so long the soles were flat.
May 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Back to eating apples regularly and the side effect is after eating two apples I need to have a little lie down why they destroy my stomach.
May 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not being so horrible that strangers regularly share and point out how your mouth looks like an anus should be an easily achievable goal.
May 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The marriage of Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozner is either my favorite romance or it’s up there.
May 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m not surprised that the people I ride and volunteer with have shitty opinions about trans people. I am always disappointed by it.
May 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM