Brian Hirst
@awestruck03.bsky.social
Financial writer/editor, apprentice curmudgeon. Striving to survive the next four years. Opinions and views are my own; I have the receipts.
The "not guilty" verdict was cheered by the sandwich-hurler's support group: "Hoagie's Heroes."
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The "not guilty" verdict was cheered by the sandwich-hurler's support group: "Hoagie's Heroes."
Her first mistake was putting ivermectin in her car.
August 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Her first mistake was putting ivermectin in her car.
He enjoys being VP because it's a cushiony job.
July 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He enjoys being VP because it's a cushiony job.
"Don't tell me that Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"I asked you not to tell me that."
"Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"I asked you not to tell me that."
June 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Don't tell me that Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"I asked you not to tell me that."
"Trump is selling a mobile phone."
"I asked you not to tell me that."
This police officer has made numerous arrests—he's on a roll!
June 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This police officer has made numerous arrests—he's on a roll!
He's still working on concepts of a stealth plan.
May 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He's still working on concepts of a stealth plan.
First conference final in 25 years? The Knicks have been the Cowboys of the NBA!
May 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
First conference final in 25 years? The Knicks have been the Cowboys of the NBA!
This situation is similar to Rome burning--except Nero could play the fiddle.
April 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This situation is similar to Rome burning--except Nero could play the fiddle.
"The last day of June 1934"--Al Stewart
April 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"The last day of June 1934"--Al Stewart
And they don't know WHAT it is.
January 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And they don't know WHAT it is.
"We will dispose of no slime before its time."
December 14, 2024 at 1:07 AM
"We will dispose of no slime before its time."