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Mel
@awesomel293.bsky.social
She/her, OG sask farm kid, CPA, non-profit finances, definitely gay, never serious unless it's about beer 🏳️‍🌈 #yxe
That missed INT by Montreal at the beginning of the game reminded me of the 2013 should have been a fumble by Durant caught by Sheets for massive gain.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What a statement.
On November 7, Ottawa City Council will decide the future of Lansdowne 2.0.
📰 Our Op-Ed in the Ottawa Citizen: bit.ly/4hHNWzT
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Mel
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey, the moon looks cool tonight
It looks cool again
Hey you should know that the moon looks cool tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Good fucking god, if Alanis Morissette could say/talk about these things in 1994 the goddamn patriarchy would have been absolutely 100% fucked.
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Wait.. no. Having to stare at the Zoom logo, outside of working hours is the hardest part of this game.
When you are the same age as Max Scherzer, it is a little tough to hear how old he is all night.
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When you are the same age as Max Scherzer, it is a little tough to hear how old he is all night.
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It looks cool again
Hey you should know that the moon looks cool tonight.
September 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"Move alert cleared. Good job!"

Thank you, I forgot what I was doing and walked around in 3 circles in my house.
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I (asthmatic 35+ years) had an inhaler that I couldn't get to work. So I walked to the pharmacy with it, took it out of the box, and said, "So it won't work," and I squeezed it, and it worked.

I went for a really long walk after that.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It looks incredibly cool tonight
Hey you should know that the moon looks cool tonight.
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I accidentally grew the lesbian flag, so now you know what will be planned next year?
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So uhh when did all the vintage stuff become things I wore as a kid?
July 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Earlier this week, I stared down a sign trying to figure out the acronym of the business.

Turns out SPA stands for spa.
July 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hey the moon looks really cool tonight
It looks cool again.
The moon looks cool again.
June 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Look, having a favorite garden tool doesn't make me feel old, but the fact that my favorite is the stand-up weeder... maybe that hurts a bit.
June 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: "Do they really want an endowment to deal with in 35 years? We won't even be a civilization then"

Coworker: "I like how you're bringing the rainbows and sunshine this morning."

Tell me how I'm wrong though.
May 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It looks cool again.
The moon looks cool again.
Hey you should know that the moon looks cool tonight.
May 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do elder millennials hate AI so much because it reminds us of this douche?
a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper
Alt: a paper clip with googly eyes is sitting on top of a piece of paper former word mascot clippy the jerk
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May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
First tan lines of the season, patio beers, and hungover yardwork. It's good to be back.
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My boomer (but actually almost genx) mom just tried to tell me, who works in post-secondary education, that international students get free tuition.

"Well, that's what I've always heard," and that pretty much sums up conservatives in 2025.
April 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It looks cool again.
The moon looks cool again.
Hey you should know that the moon looks cool tonight.
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I finally have an answer for my entire adult life question of: Am I just useless, or is it something else?

Yeah, turns out, it's ADHD.
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love women's sports because all of the goals scored by the Montreal Victoire tonight were scored by 2 women who are married to each other.
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Do you ever spend an hour cooking a great meal and then decide you don't want to eat it and just have cucumbers instead?

Yeah, me either.
March 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM