You can tell this is a rendering by how nicely dressed all the state workers are.

Disillusioned with many things Texas, but a stand of bluebonnets still delights me.

Hot pet tip: if you need to administer ear medicine to your pet, keep the bottle in your pocket for an hour or two first so the drops are body temperature and won’t feel so unpleasant.

It seems like we’ve had our last freeze, so I finally brought the succulents back outside.

I hate these scammer assholes. And you don’t have to be all that gullible to fall for this—the billing administration from TxTag was so chaotic and error-filled that I wouldn’t be surprised if they sent a note handwritten in crayon telling me I owed $3k for driving roads I’d never heard of.

The forecast said it would be sunny and nearly 80° today so I moved my fragile little seedlings outside—the cold front came through way early and now they are sitting out exposed to a cold, dry wind all day. :(

My worry doll is like, bitch, this is all wayyyy above my pay grade.

The seed trays I ordered are 4x larger than I was expecting. We might need to have a plant sale this spring.

Meyer lemon curd, Meyer lemon ice cream, Meyer lemon fudge, Meyer lemonade, Meyer lemon simple syrup, Meyer limoncello…

So, uh, does anyone want to drink some tea with me?

But this BS made-up nonstory is front and center on the home page. No wonder half the country isn’t clear on Tuesday’s stakes.

Igor has some emotional problems, but being a big sweetie is not one of them.

Igor and his frog friend

Hang Project 2025 around his neck until it pulls him and his lickspittle handlers into the core of the earth.