About as edgy as a satsuma | Occasionally writes about films, art, and vampires
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Hidden away in the middle of THE BLOODY CHAMBER, eschewing gothic excess for a creepy re-telling of the Green Man myth. Dark and nasty enough to have stuck with me since I first read it.
(feat. the scrawly little notes I made while studying it as a teenager)
Hidden away in the middle of THE BLOODY CHAMBER, eschewing gothic excess for a creepy re-telling of the Green Man myth. Dark and nasty enough to have stuck with me since I first read it.
(feat. the scrawly little notes I made while studying it as a teenager)
Weaponises pastoral imagery, religion and the ghost of Elgar (???) to scratch the surface of conservatism, revealing the sickly, burbling self-hatred that it masks.
ALSO contains a cheeky lil gargoyle-y gooblin fella who i love (not pictured)
Weaponises pastoral imagery, religion and the ghost of Elgar (???) to scratch the surface of conservatism, revealing the sickly, burbling self-hatred that it masks.
ALSO contains a cheeky lil gargoyle-y gooblin fella who i love (not pictured)
Surrealist Spanish short about a man having a very bad day in a phone box.
Depicts the paradox of claustrophobia and ridicule in social isolation, culminating in chilling forces beyond the protagonist’s control deciding his fate for him.
Surrealist Spanish short about a man having a very bad day in a phone box.
Depicts the paradox of claustrophobia and ridicule in social isolation, culminating in chilling forces beyond the protagonist’s control deciding his fate for him.
How do you make a sequel to one of the greatest horror movies ever made? By sidestepping into a completely different gear for a tender Christmas ghost story, aching with sympathy and redemption for Simone Simon's Irena.
How do you make a sequel to one of the greatest horror movies ever made? By sidestepping into a completely different gear for a tender Christmas ghost story, aching with sympathy and redemption for Simone Simon's Irena.
Great text-based mystery game that came out earlier this year. Almost feels like a spoiler describing it as a horror, but the slow realisation of what's happening is one of the most satisfying moments I've ever had in a game.
It's online, it's free, just play it.
Great text-based mystery game that came out earlier this year. Almost feels like a spoiler describing it as a horror, but the slow realisation of what's happening is one of the most satisfying moments I've ever had in a game.
It's online, it's free, just play it.
A horror disguised as soapy melodrama, with sunny surrealism pre-dating MIDSOMMAR by five whole decades. One of Burt Lancaster's best performance as an empty, shattered husk of a man, slowly smothered by the suffocating trappings of middle-class masculinity.
A horror disguised as soapy melodrama, with sunny surrealism pre-dating MIDSOMMAR by five whole decades. One of Burt Lancaster's best performance as an empty, shattered husk of a man, slowly smothered by the suffocating trappings of middle-class masculinity.
🎵But loooove shouldn't cost an arm and a leg🎵
I’m still not convinced that Cecelia Condit actually exists. I think some time in the 80s this film was spat out of an otherdimensional bog, sent from a future where everyone is from the Black Lodge.
🎵But loooove shouldn't cost an arm and a leg🎵
I’m still not convinced that Cecelia Condit actually exists. I think some time in the 80s this film was spat out of an otherdimensional bog, sent from a future where everyone is from the Black Lodge.
Documentary as folk horror and folk horror as documentary. Paul Wright weaves together public domain footage for a psychedelic, uniquely British nightmare - all scored by Adrian Utley and Will Gregory. Even more terrifying when you spot your home town in the footage.
Documentary as folk horror and folk horror as documentary. Paul Wright weaves together public domain footage for a psychedelic, uniquely British nightmare - all scored by Adrian Utley and Will Gregory. Even more terrifying when you spot your home town in the footage.
Horror comedy that’s actually funny *and* scary in equal measure - also sad, heartwarming, inventive, and queer as hell, with sound design that feels like someone scratching my bare skull. I listen to it every Halloween and urge you to do the same.
Horror comedy that’s actually funny *and* scary in equal measure - also sad, heartwarming, inventive, and queer as hell, with sound design that feels like someone scratching my bare skull. I listen to it every Halloween and urge you to do the same.
Romero goes Lynchian, trading out zombies for a nightmarish vision of aging as the world speeds on without you. No pathos here, just terror, confusion and misery. Less than an hour long, but feels ten times its length (complementary).
Romero goes Lynchian, trading out zombies for a nightmarish vision of aging as the world speeds on without you. No pathos here, just terror, confusion and misery. Less than an hour long, but feels ten times its length (complementary).
The lone feature of industrial filmmaker Herk Harvey feels like it was entirely written, performed and directed in a trancelike state. By the time the final act rolls around it's impossible not to see the characters emerging, Sadako-style, from the screen.
The lone feature of industrial filmmaker Herk Harvey feels like it was entirely written, performed and directed in a trancelike state. By the time the final act rolls around it's impossible not to see the characters emerging, Sadako-style, from the screen.