If only there were a government body with the authority to “issu[e] and enforc[e] mandatory [safety] standards”, or maybe even to “ban[] consumer products if no standard would adequately protect the public.” But I guess all we have is social media posts 🤷🏻‍♂️

…you do this every year? Is everyone doing this every year?

*the belief that the courts still have power

I don’t subscribe to “CIA killed JFK” theories but it is nuts to imagine a world where both that happened and the CIA allows itself to be dismantled in a Trump-Elon power grab.

Here at 14 is craaaazy

How did law enforcement “track him down”? Be serious

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POV: you stumble into the supermarket at closing to buy a rotisserie chicken.

Really enjoyed We Live in Time. Would love to hear your thoughts on the film—unless I missed that episode?

Looking forward to it. Are you still attached to the Forever War adaptation? Very little news on whether it’s still in development somewhere…